Timelies all!
Am enjoying this trip down memory lane.(even if I have to explain why I'm snickering to G)
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sheryl - Mar 14, 2005 2:52:56 pm PST #7303 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
shrift - Mar 14, 2005 2:53:54 pm PST #7304 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think shrift edits.
The benevolent tyranny has no comment.
We might need to keep her just a little bitter and jaded.
You say that like it's not in the default installation package of every shrift.
Shrift: urband legend.
"Into each generation a Duck Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the driving skill to run over the quacks, to stop the spread of fowl and death by nibbling."
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:54:24 pm PST #7305 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, this was going to be the funniest thing I've ever read
I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.
...until I saw Rio's.
Kathy A - Mar 14, 2005 2:54:48 pm PST #7306 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Hee!
Shawn: I need help keeping a wake-up schedule. Maybe a dawn simulator.
ita: Can I try?
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!!!!
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:56:44 pm PST #7307 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You say that like it's not in the default installation package of every shrift.
There's only one shrift. Into every generation...
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:57:17 pm PST #7308 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aurelia: I may not completely comprehend the math, but it makes more sense to me than comic book heroes I've never heard of and chicken fucking.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:58:03 pm PST #7309 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ah....my favorite COMM:
Rio: The bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7, but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel. The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:58:47 pm PST #7310 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.
Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 3:01:36 pm PST #7311 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Someone find my favorite! The one where Theresa is all "BRING IT, coloratura bitch!!"
bon bon - Mar 14, 2005 3:02:07 pm PST #7312 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
...until I saw Rio's.
Rio's made me laugh hysterically, though I can't remember the context at all.
But the "JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say." is one of my favorites, too. And I try to explain the idea to people and get all tripped up.