erika j: The sign I was born under? Apparently "Next".
Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?
Buffy ,'Touched'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:47:05 pm PST #7297 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:47:05 pm PST #7298 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Tim Minear: Ayn Rand could DANCE like a motherfucker.
P.M. Marc - Mar 14, 2005 2:48:16 pm PST #7299 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Heh. I found things I obviously wrote while I was unemployed.
I'm funnier when living on the edge of financial disaster.
ita: Hey, while you're at it, want to remind me that I only hurt people for fun? Not out of frustration?
Dana: ita, you only hurt people for fun. Using it to punish people would only cheapen it.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:48:22 pm PST #7300 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Betsy: The building with the cookies is having a fire evacuation.
No cookie for me.
I went for a walk around the lagoon.
A walk is not a cookie.
I returned to the vending machine. They were out of Peanut M&Ms, so I got Plain. Then I went upstairs.
We don't have any unflavored fizzy water. We only have artificial berry-flavored.
My plans for the remainder of the afternoon: Sulk.
Allyson: So in third world speak, it'd be all:
I went out to get an egg this morning but some sort of beast ate my hen, so I had to suck on the same root I had yesterday.
Then I decided to walk to the watering hole to get a bucket of water to start boiling leaves for that friggin' whooping cough that won't let up, and tripped over my 8th youngest kid, who succumbed to the ebola.
It's just not my day.
bon bon: Did I tell you all about my rich neighbor who has a chicken and seven kids? She's really got it made. Me, I'm a spinster. I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:50:11 pm PST #7301 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Rio: LISTEN SHAWN IT'S ME OR FLAMING VAGINA, YOU TAKE YOUR PICK!!!
Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 2:51:27 pm PST #7302 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Knut: Gods, I love irony. I wish I could grind it into a powder and snort it.
Sheryl - Mar 14, 2005 2:52:56 pm PST #7303 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Am enjoying this trip down memory lane.(even if I have to explain why I'm snickering to G)
shrift - Mar 14, 2005 2:53:54 pm PST #7304 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think shrift edits.
The benevolent tyranny has no comment.
We might need to keep her just a little bitter and jaded.
You say that like it's not in the default installation package of every shrift.
Shrift: urband legend.
"Into each generation a Duck Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the driving skill to run over the quacks, to stop the spread of fowl and death by nibbling."
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:54:24 pm PST #7305 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, this was going to be the funniest thing I've ever read
I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.
...until I saw Rio's.
Kathy A - Mar 14, 2005 2:54:48 pm PST #7306 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Hee!
Shawn: I need help keeping a wake-up schedule. Maybe a dawn simulator.
ita: Can I try?
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!!!!