I'm pretty sure I've gotten things on the BRQG that weren't in COMM, and that not everything in COMM makes it to the BRQG, is what I mean. Not that shrift makes us funnier.
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:25:08 pm PST #7257 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:25:20 pm PST #7258 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now here's a dive that you could probably identify as Betsy's even without attribution.
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Betsy: Nabokov is as precious as a thing that is twee. Nabokov is as manly as a Fabergé dildo encrusted with moonstones.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:25:22 pm PST #7259 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jesse, BWAH!!
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:25:41 pm PST #7260 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
That's what I figured. Shrift exercises her editorial eye so that mostly only funny stuff gets in. A mighty sieve is our Shrift.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:26:42 pm PST #7261 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Like a homosexual necrophiliac duck crushed underneath the wheels of the Hickmobile of Sexually Ambiguous Jealousy.
Dude, *you* ran over a duck!
In your hickmobile.
And the duck was probably screwed by another duck after you drove away!
Shrift: urband legend.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:27:01 pm PST #7262 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
FayJay: Also, LittleSisterJay sent miscellaneous nice bits & pieces from China, my favourite of which was arguably the bottle of moisturiser called Sod Milk. Sent, presumably, because she knew one of us would find it amusing. My mother and I laughed like drains. "How do you milk a sod?" she asked, to which I was obliged to reply that I had an anecdote about that from last New Year's Eve, but wasn't drunk enough to share it.
Am-Chau: Snerk! It may be that we should ship Sod Milk from the Buffista store, such are the porny possiblities of this thing.
What does it say on the label? "Can be rubbed into sensitive skin. No animals were harmed in the making of this product, though some evolved apes may have had fun*. Not for use by under 18s."
- And by fun, we mean...
FayJay: No, the label says:
chinese character chinese character chinese character SOD chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character SOD chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character SOD.
Gudanov - Mar 14, 2005 2:27:51 pm PST #7263 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Not that shrift makes us funnier.
Shrift makes everything funnier. She brings light and happiness to the entire world. Look how cheerful her coworkers are.
Pix - Mar 14, 2005 2:28:17 pm PST #7264 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
My favorite in five is very very simple and very very funny:
Jess PMoon: Lamé? Passé.
Steph L.: Snerké.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:28:45 pm PST #7265 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Emily: It's just... you can get used to any name. If you met someone who called himself Fairy Queen Yamamoto of the Mists, you'd be stifling a laugh at first. But after a couple of weeks of "Yo, Fairy Queen! Stop leaving the damn toilet seat up!" you'd barely even notice.
amych - Mar 14, 2005 2:29:00 pm PST #7266 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Shrift makes everything funnier.
Not least of all Coke machines.