In fact, I'm shocked by how high the batting average is; every so often I see something in Coffee and think "Eh, whatever", but damn, the database is full of amazing zingers. I think I must just be jaded with realtime.
I think shrift edits.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:21:34 pm PST #7247 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:21:59 pm PST #7248 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Okay, I went for eleven, but got one of my all-time favorites.
deborah g: Looks like a tropical depression with an attitude, ita.
ita: That used to be me.
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:22:00 pm PST #7249 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm a little afraid if shrift gets a happy job the batting average will go down. We might need to keep her just a little bitter and jaded.
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shrift: I have no shame. In fact, my shame is off happily giving a blowjob to a man in a skirt.
Michele T.: God bless you and your generous shame, shrift.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:22:32 pm PST #7250 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Cashmere: 2 rum & cokes with dinner: $9.50 on debit card. 1 ticket to see Pirates of the Caribbean: $9.00 on debit card.
Flask for rum: $29.50 on debit card.
Blurting out loud in the theatre "Jesus, Jack, shag the boy already!": Priceless.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:22:35 pm PST #7251 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I think shrift edits.
Blessings on her, then.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:23:58 pm PST #7252 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aimée: Sometimes, I am so dumb, that dumb people are like, "Damn. Stupid."
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:00 pm PST #7253 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Blessings on her, then.
Hell yeah, it's for the Greater Good.
Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:16 pm PST #7254 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This is fun:
meara: They called a bomb threat in over a week in advance??? That's very strange....
amych: Calling in the threat was on their to-do list and they didn't want to forget in the mad rush of actually planting the bomb?
Jacqueline: Okay, obviously that’s not funny at all, except for being fucking hysterical. God knows that if I were a mad bomber, I’d have to do it that way. Then they’d probably find my bomb, inert and un-detonated, with the wrong size batteries crammed into it wrong way round and a Post-It stuck to the top saying "1. Call in threat. 2. Wash capoeira pants. 3. CAT FOOD!!!!"
Katie M - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:26 pm PST #7255 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Susan W: Any sentence that starts out with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" should finish with a heartwarming tale of baseball players encouraging people during a tough time, not with law enforcement trying to track down representatives with dissenting views.
billytea: I have to be honest; any sentence that begins with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" has already pretty much exceeded my sentential expectations.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:42 pm PST #7256 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
billytea: So they haven't got back to me on an offer. If they do, I'm going to attribute it to the aptitude testing. Now I can only hope that my duties will include completing sequences of coloured shapes.