My favorite in five is very very simple and very very funny:
Jess PMoon: Lamé? Passé.
Steph L.: Snerké.
Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Mar 14, 2005 2:28:17 pm PST #7264 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:28:45 pm PST #7265 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Emily: It's just... you can get used to any name. If you met someone who called himself Fairy Queen Yamamoto of the Mists, you'd be stifling a laugh at first. But after a couple of weeks of "Yo, Fairy Queen! Stop leaving the damn toilet seat up!" you'd barely even notice.
amych - Mar 14, 2005 2:29:00 pm PST #7266 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Shrift makes everything funnier.
Not least of all Coke machines.
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:29:18 pm PST #7267 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My favorite in five is very very simple and very very funny:
Fun with diacriticals! It is our way.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:30:00 pm PST #7268 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Madrigal: Egad. Anyone ever asks me what the leading cause of alcoholism among capybaras is, I'm gonna say it's you guys.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:14 pm PST #7269 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betsy: Waiting for the kid-friendly Chicago.
Aimee: Instead of jail, it takes place in the time-out corner.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:21 pm PST #7270 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm not saying that I think I'm particularly funny -- I *really* don't remember saying this (which is ironic and amusing):
Steph L: To an Irishman (and I say this being Irish), binge drinking doesn't mean you wake up with no recollection of how you got home; you wake up in *Spain* with no recollection of how you got there.
Susan W. - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:57 pm PST #7271 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?
billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.
BT sure shows up a lot.....
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:32:24 pm PST #7272 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson: I hate cats. They poop in a sandbox in the house, eat all your food, and never say thank you. They could at least do the dishes. There's already one arrogant bitch in my house, I got no room for another.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:33:19 pm PST #7273 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
BT sure shows up a lot.....
Not any more. Sob.