My favorite in five is very very simple and very very funny:
Fun with diacriticals! It is our way.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:29:18 pm PST #7267 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:30:00 pm PST #7268 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Madrigal: Egad. Anyone ever asks me what the leading cause of alcoholism among capybaras is, I'm gonna say it's you guys.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:14 pm PST #7269 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betsy: Waiting for the kid-friendly Chicago.
Aimee: Instead of jail, it takes place in the time-out corner.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:21 pm PST #7270 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm not saying that I think I'm particularly funny -- I *really* don't remember saying this (which is ironic and amusing):
Steph L: To an Irishman (and I say this being Irish), binge drinking doesn't mean you wake up with no recollection of how you got home; you wake up in *Spain* with no recollection of how you got there.
Susan W. - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:57 pm PST #7271 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?
billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.
BT sure shows up a lot.....
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:32:24 pm PST #7272 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson: I hate cats. They poop in a sandbox in the house, eat all your food, and never say thank you. They could at least do the dishes. There's already one arrogant bitch in my house, I got no room for another.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:33:19 pm PST #7273 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
BT sure shows up a lot.....
Not any more. Sob.
bon bon - Mar 14, 2005 2:33:30 pm PST #7274 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This is a fun game, seemingly expressly designed to keep me from drafting my brief.
Amych: My stepmother insists that she knew me several years before I officially met her -- apparently, she passed me every day as I walked to the school bus and she walked to the Metro, and every day I was reading a book, and I never once looked up and noticed her.
Phill: My stepmother insists that she knew me from my visits to my father's office. I think we met when I was on a field trip to Ahhsoul IV, Planet of the Condescending Gold Digging Lizard People, where she is their queen.
Pix - Mar 14, 2005 2:34:12 pm PST #7275 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Empress, I just found this (which looks to be pre-Emma) and had to ask if it ended up being true:
Cass: And to add to the weirdness, last time I was at a strip club, one of the dancers was at least nearly six months along... Very strange. I was mesmerized in a very non-sexual fashion. I just watched her. She seemed to do well.
Aimée: Some pregnant women have a feline-like grace.
I myself, will be a wildebeast in a suit.
Gudanov - Mar 14, 2005 2:34:15 pm PST #7276 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
BT sure shows up a lot...
I was just about to say that about Madrigal.