Shrift makes everything funnier.
Not least of all Coke machines.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 14, 2005 2:29:00 pm PST #7266 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:29:18 pm PST #7267 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My favorite in five is very very simple and very very funny:
Fun with diacriticals! It is our way.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:30:00 pm PST #7268 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Madrigal: Egad. Anyone ever asks me what the leading cause of alcoholism among capybaras is, I'm gonna say it's you guys.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:14 pm PST #7269 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betsy: Waiting for the kid-friendly Chicago.
Aimee: Instead of jail, it takes place in the time-out corner.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:21 pm PST #7270 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm not saying that I think I'm particularly funny -- I *really* don't remember saying this (which is ironic and amusing):
Steph L: To an Irishman (and I say this being Irish), binge drinking doesn't mean you wake up with no recollection of how you got home; you wake up in *Spain* with no recollection of how you got there.
Susan W. - Mar 14, 2005 2:31:57 pm PST #7271 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?
billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.
BT sure shows up a lot.....
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:32:24 pm PST #7272 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson: I hate cats. They poop in a sandbox in the house, eat all your food, and never say thank you. They could at least do the dishes. There's already one arrogant bitch in my house, I got no room for another.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:33:19 pm PST #7273 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
BT sure shows up a lot.....
Not any more. Sob.
bon bon - Mar 14, 2005 2:33:30 pm PST #7274 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This is a fun game, seemingly expressly designed to keep me from drafting my brief.
Amych: My stepmother insists that she knew me several years before I officially met her -- apparently, she passed me every day as I walked to the school bus and she walked to the Metro, and every day I was reading a book, and I never once looked up and noticed her.
Phill: My stepmother insists that she knew me from my visits to my father's office. I think we met when I was on a field trip to Ahhsoul IV, Planet of the Condescending Gold Digging Lizard People, where she is their queen.
Pix - Mar 14, 2005 2:34:12 pm PST #7275 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Empress, I just found this (which looks to be pre-Emma) and had to ask if it ended up being true:
Cass: And to add to the weirdness, last time I was at a strip club, one of the dancers was at least nearly six months along... Very strange. I was mesmerized in a very non-sexual fashion. I just watched her. She seemed to do well.
Aimée: Some pregnant women have a feline-like grace.
I myself, will be a wildebeast in a suit.