My fat cat would sit on one, I think.

Speaking of Pinky and the brain [link]

My grandpa taught his kids to drive on snow and ice by taking them out to the middle of a frozen lake and leaving them there in the car with a cheerful "Don't come home until you quit slipping!"

It worked. I got parking lot practice in the mountains.

best line from the roomba story

"Hobey is treed on top of the microwave, which is on top of the fridge, and is hiding, hilariously, behind…an avocado."

Does the prosecution have any evidence besides the testimony of this family? 'Cuz if not, I don't see how they're gonna get a conviction.

I'm starting to think that the prosecution is going to have happen to them what they're accusing Michael of doing to the kid.

An [alleged] good buggering?

Oo! Show tunes!

t beams

You are sunlight! Moonlight! Mountains! Valleys! The microscopic inside of a leaf!

And this is where I lost it and started crying:

Joe is just sticking his head out of the closet when Hobey, whose tail is so incredibly fat that he looks like a funny car trailing a parachute, shoots out from under the bed and hauls ass down the hallway to the living room.

"Please, god, please...don't let me be *normal*!"

"You take after your father's side of the family...the ugly side."

Don't be the bunny.

shrift, that story about killed me. One of the funniest things I have ever read, bar none.

ETA: oops! Sorry Dana! I didn't see that you'd posted it.