Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 08, 2005 12:14:56 pm PST #5224 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And this is where I lost it and started crying:

Joe is just sticking his head out of the closet when Hobey, whose tail is so incredibly fat that he looks like a funny car trailing a parachute, shoots out from under the bed and hauls ass down the hallway to the living room.


Dana - Mar 08, 2005 12:16:52 pm PST #5225 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"Please, god, please...don't let me be *normal*!"


Scrappy - Mar 08, 2005 12:17:39 pm PST #5226 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"You take after your father's side of the family...the ugly side."


Betsy HP - Mar 08, 2005 12:17:41 pm PST #5227 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Don't be the bunny.


Pix - Mar 08, 2005 12:21:21 pm PST #5228 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

shrift, that story about killed me. One of the funniest things I have ever read, bar none.

ETA: oops! Sorry Dana! I didn't see that you'd posted it.


Sheryl - Mar 08, 2005 1:01:09 pm PST #5229 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Roombas and cats, a sure-fire combination for humor.(My cat would be scared of it, but my cat is scared of darn near everything)


Pix - Mar 08, 2005 1:03:08 pm PST #5230 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Dana! My sistah in Fantasticks love!


Kalshane - Mar 08, 2005 1:16:53 pm PST #5231 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

The only time I've ever been in a car doing donuts in the parking lot was when I was about 10, and my dad starting having fun after picking us up at swimming lessons. All the kids are shrieking with glee, and my mom's all "Karl, will you STOP THAT!!" while my dad was chuckling like a madman.

My dad this once with me in the car as a kid. Though my mother wasn't. She probably would have killed him had she been.


msbelle - Mar 08, 2005 1:43:35 pm PST #5232 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm heading out for the walk home. wish me strength against the wind gusts.

also, I'm doing a pre-emptive GG claim on Logan. so THERE Kat!


Lee - Mar 08, 2005 3:02:40 pm PST #5233 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My desk is so effing clean, it's kind of scary.

Tomorrow, I tackle the floor, or maybe the book case.

The file cabinet is for next week.