best line from the roomba story
"Hobey is treed on top of the microwave, which is on top of the fridge, and is hiding, hilariously, behind…an avocado."
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 08, 2005 12:05:22 pm PST #5220 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Sean K - Mar 08, 2005 12:06:31 pm PST #5221 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Does the prosecution have any evidence besides the testimony of this family? 'Cuz if not, I don't see how they're gonna get a conviction.
I'm starting to think that the prosecution is going to have happen to them what they're accusing Michael of doing to the kid.
Aims - Mar 08, 2005 12:07:04 pm PST #5222 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
An [alleged] good buggering?
Pix - Mar 08, 2005 12:08:34 pm PST #5223 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Oo! Show tunes!
t beams
You are sunlight! Moonlight! Mountains! Valleys! The microscopic inside of a leaf!
shrift - Mar 08, 2005 12:14:56 pm PST #5224 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And this is where I lost it and started crying:
Joe is just sticking his head out of the closet when Hobey, whose tail is so incredibly fat that he looks like a funny car trailing a parachute, shoots out from under the bed and hauls ass down the hallway to the living room.
Dana - Mar 08, 2005 12:16:52 pm PST #5225 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
"Please, god, please...don't let me be *normal*!"
Scrappy - Mar 08, 2005 12:17:39 pm PST #5226 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"You take after your father's side of the family...the ugly side."
Betsy HP - Mar 08, 2005 12:17:41 pm PST #5227 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Don't be the bunny.
Pix - Mar 08, 2005 12:21:21 pm PST #5228 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
shrift, that story about killed me. One of the funniest things I have ever read, bar none.
ETA: oops! Sorry Dana! I didn't see that you'd posted it.
Sheryl - Mar 08, 2005 1:01:09 pm PST #5229 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Roombas and cats, a sure-fire combination for humor.(My cat would be scared of it, but my cat is scared of darn near everything)