Does the prosecution have any evidence besides the testimony of this family? 'Cuz if not, I don't see how they're gonna get a conviction.
I'm starting to think that the prosecution is going to have happen to them what they're accusing Michael of doing to the kid.
An [alleged] good buggering?
Oo! Show tunes!
t beams
You are sunlight! Moonlight! Mountains! Valleys! The microscopic inside of a leaf!
And this is where I lost it and started crying:
Joe is just sticking his head out of the closet when Hobey, whose tail is so incredibly fat that he looks like a funny car trailing a parachute, shoots out from under the bed and hauls ass down the hallway to the living room.
"Please, god, please...don't let me be *normal*!"
"You take after your father's side of the family...the ugly side."
shrift, that story about killed me. One of the funniest things I have ever read, bar none.
ETA: oops! Sorry Dana! I didn't see that you'd posted it.
Timelies all!
Roombas and cats, a sure-fire combination for humor.(My cat would be scared of it, but my cat is scared of darn near everything)
Dana! My sistah in Fantasticks love!