"You take after your father's side of the family...the ugly side."

Don't be the bunny.

shrift, that story about killed me. One of the funniest things I have ever read, bar none.

ETA: oops! Sorry Dana! I didn't see that you'd posted it.

Timelies all!

Roombas and cats, a sure-fire combination for humor.(My cat would be scared of it, but my cat is scared of darn near everything)

Dana! My sistah in Fantasticks love!

The only time I've ever been in a car doing donuts in the parking lot was when I was about 10, and my dad starting having fun after picking us up at swimming lessons. All the kids are shrieking with glee, and my mom's all "Karl, will you STOP THAT!!" while my dad was chuckling like a madman.

My dad this once with me in the car as a kid. Though my mother wasn't. She probably would have killed him had she been.

I'm heading out for the walk home. wish me strength against the wind gusts.

also, I'm doing a pre-emptive GG claim on Logan. so THERE Kat!

My desk is so effing clean, it's kind of scary.

Tomorrow, I tackle the floor, or maybe the book case.

The file cabinet is for next week.

Why am I feeling like such a bitch today?

1) Bored at work (because boss was out nearly all day, see item 4) so I'm reading a spoiler thread. While I'm a huge VM Logan'smywoobie girl- dude. These people and their (spoiler fonted not for actual spoilers but for reactions) Logan's just a wounded puppy and even if he ate babies they. will. work. it. out.
It's bugging the crap out of me, so I quit reading- as you do.
2) So then I try American Idol fandom. And after the, like 20th, "So am I the only one who thinks..." I'm wanting to register just so I can point out that, no clearly you're not.
3) Email from friend about how her husband was fired for cutting someone off (at a bar/resturaunt) type thing. Now, maybe it's just that I'm predisposed to some skepticism where this guy's concerned, I'm thinking there's more to the story. Mr. H has banned people who have no hard feelings because of the way he did it. Also, she says it's "totally illegal" which coming from their laissez faire don't over regulate business Republican view point, is funny since Texas is at-will employment and unless you have an actual contract (which is nearly never) you can be fired if they don't like the look of your face and there's nothing you can do about it, and that's the way they want it.
4) Boss was out most of the afternoon with a guy who's moving up here looking for parts of town where he might want to live, and decided when he got back- at 5:30- that we needed to get some stuff done before I got off at 6.

So I am a total bitch because
1) Why do I care if people are all VMCharacterNVMCharacter have a forever love?
2) I don't even watch American Idol, and their posting board so why am I bothered with people asking if they're the only one out of the last 50 who agree with themselves?
3) Regardless how I feel about the guy it sucks if your husband is out of a job. 4) Boss hasn't seen this guy in a while, and it's not like I didn't have the last 30 min to actually do what he asked.

t presents Heather with a nice, tailored, Some Days The Humans They Just Bug The Fuck Out Of Us And Must All Be Painfully Killed club jacket