EW! But yay easy fix! Now stopping gestating jellybellies in your head. Zeus was the one supposed to do that. Or something like.

Farting cats just smell and then run away as if their tail was aflame. (I've got one.)

Probably would be funny to the boys, though.

And so, that's the story of my earwax. She told me to stop pushing Q-tips so far in my ear.

I think it even says it on the Q-tip box. "Do not insert in ear."

Also, they do make earwax flavored jellybeans. Damn that Bertie Bott.

Congratulations on your genius farter, Cash!

Something I've never understood about that - is it generally difficult for people to restrain themselves until they're alone or in a restroom, or is it that most people don't bother?

Probably a little of both. Not around his family, my brother tries to be more couth, but..... And two year olds are still working on couth as a concept.

The army drs figured there is something gross but harmless in my brother's gut (SIL made him go while they were still dating) that makes his farts most toxic. Of course, they are the ones who treated his bleeding ulcer with a bottle of liquid lidocaine.

Farting cats just smell and then run away as if their tail was aflame. (I've got one.)

One of my cats particularly likes to fart while she's sleeping in my arms. Purring away, happy as a clam, choking me. And man, they could use what comes out of her in weapons. It's noxious.

Nora, they took Lindsay there to take care of her. And then Marissa stayed because she hates her parents and didn't want to go home. And there was an old horror movie on. And cause now she likes girls.

And man, they could use what comes out of her in weapons.

Team her up with pre-diagnosed Mister Kitty and they could have been a noxious crime fighting team. He was peeing outside the box and I discovered the hard way that if you pick up a peeing boycat, they keep peeing. You can aim them!

I think it even says it on the Q-tip box. "Do not insert in ear."

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

I am leaving work. The event was successful, probably the most successful so far. Everyone is pleased. I have acquired a full bottle of white wine and two vases of flowers. Sadly I will not catch up on any tv tonight as I must be in before 8:30 tomorrow to make a meeting.

YAY for Allyson's ears.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Tending to minor wounds and cleaning up your pedicure.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Swabbing, I guess. Me, I dig like I'm going to China.