Fart. Why is my To-do list never getting shorter? It's like the penis of a pr0n star!
Argh!
t tears hair
t sends ferrets to rescue Shrift
River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Jan 20, 2005 4:13:33 pm PST #8798 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Consuela - Jan 20, 2005 4:14:05 pm PST #8799 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
eeek. Not so funny it needed to be said twice.
Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 4:15:46 pm PST #8800 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
But double the 'Suela is always nice.
Sue - Jan 20, 2005 4:17:20 pm PST #8801 of 10002
hip deep in pie
So is Alex/Marissa going to be the Oliver of the season?
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:19:06 pm PST #8802 of 10002
Farting starts being HIL-arious around 18 months, from what I understand. My poor, poor SIL. She married a man who not only finds them hilarious but has truly toxic ones (seriously, she makes him take beano and...one other one when she's going to be trapped in a car with him.) And her dear, charming son has inherited The Gift.
I gotta tell you though, farting 2 year olds? Who then start making gagging noises and giggling and flee the room? Are pretty damned funny.
Sue - Jan 20, 2005 4:20:10 pm PST #8803 of 10002
hip deep in pie
What about farting cats sara? When do they get funny?
Allyson - Jan 20, 2005 4:22:42 pm PST #8804 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
What happened was, the nurse put stuff in my ears, and then cotton balls, and then I read a Time magazine from before the election, and so, that was depressing.
And then the nurse called me back in and took a big syringe filled with hot water and SHOT IT INTO MY EAR.
And then she said, "Allyson, this thing has legs."
And there was this HUGE BALL OF WAX the size of a Jelly Belly. In fact, it looked like a Popcorn flavored Jelly Belly.
And then the same thing to the other ear. I was apparently blocked in both ears, because as soon as the water came out, everything became VERY LOUD.
And so, that's the story of my earwax. She told me to stop pushing Q-tips so far in my ear.
Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:23:43 pm PST #8805 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Farting starts being HIL-arious around 18 months, from what I understand.
Owen actually let out a huge burp, then a fart one day. They were both so loud he started giggling. This at 8 months. He must be a prodigy. DH was so proud.
I gotta tell you though, farting 2 year olds? Who then start making gagging noises and giggling and flee the room? Are pretty damned funny.
I can hardly wait.
What about farting cats sara? When do they get funny?
About the same time BOTH my farting dogs do.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 20, 2005 4:25:16 pm PST #8806 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Something I've never understood about that - is it generally difficult for people to restrain themselves until they're alone or in a restroom, or is it that most people don't bother?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 20, 2005 4:25:23 pm PST #8807 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
re: OC-
why is Marissa at Alex's house? I mean, besides Big Ole Plot Contrivance?