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'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:30:31 pm PST #8810 of 10002

Congratulations on your genius farter, Cash!

Something I've never understood about that - is it generally difficult for people to restrain themselves until they're alone or in a restroom, or is it that most people don't bother?

Probably a little of both. Not around his family, my brother tries to be more couth, but..... And two year olds are still working on couth as a concept.

The army drs figured there is something gross but harmless in my brother's gut (SIL made him go while they were still dating) that makes his farts most toxic. Of course, they are the ones who treated his bleeding ulcer with a bottle of liquid lidocaine.


Sue - Jan 20, 2005 4:32:09 pm PST #8811 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Farting cats just smell and then run away as if their tail was aflame. (I've got one.)

One of my cats particularly likes to fart while she's sleeping in my arms. Purring away, happy as a clam, choking me. And man, they could use what comes out of her in weapons. It's noxious.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 4:33:12 pm PST #8812 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Nora, they took Lindsay there to take care of her. And then Marissa stayed because she hates her parents and didn't want to go home. And there was an old horror movie on. And cause now she likes girls.


sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:33:59 pm PST #8813 of 10002

And man, they could use what comes out of her in weapons.

Team her up with pre-diagnosed Mister Kitty and they could have been a noxious crime fighting team. He was peeing outside the box and I discovered the hard way that if you pick up a peeing boycat, they keep peeing. You can aim them!


Allyson - Jan 20, 2005 4:35:18 pm PST #8814 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it even says it on the Q-tip box. "Do not insert in ear."

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?


msbelle - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:03 pm PST #8815 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am leaving work. The event was successful, probably the most successful so far. Everyone is pleased. I have acquired a full bottle of white wine and two vases of flowers. Sadly I will not catch up on any tv tonight as I must be in before 8:30 tomorrow to make a meeting.

YAY for Allyson's ears.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:20 pm PST #8816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Tending to minor wounds and cleaning up your pedicure.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:24 pm PST #8817 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Swabbing, I guess. Me, I dig like I'm going to China.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:38:08 pm PST #8818 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Me, I dig like I'm going to China.

I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:40:51 pm PST #8819 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.

You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.