You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 20, 2005 4:35:18 pm PST #8814 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it even says it on the Q-tip box. "Do not insert in ear."

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?


msbelle - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:03 pm PST #8815 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am leaving work. The event was successful, probably the most successful so far. Everyone is pleased. I have acquired a full bottle of white wine and two vases of flowers. Sadly I will not catch up on any tv tonight as I must be in before 8:30 tomorrow to make a meeting.

YAY for Allyson's ears.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:20 pm PST #8816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Tending to minor wounds and cleaning up your pedicure.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:24 pm PST #8817 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Swabbing, I guess. Me, I dig like I'm going to China.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:38:08 pm PST #8818 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Me, I dig like I'm going to China.

I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:40:51 pm PST #8819 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.

You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.


Gus - Jan 20, 2005 4:41:13 pm PST #8820 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Well, just because I am kinky for Sela Ward and thereby a Once and Again junky, I have to say I knew it!


sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:42:34 pm PST #8821 of 10002

I'm suddenly very glad all my ear infections are the result of swollen tissues and faulty plumbing not wads of gunk. Even if they do get gross.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:43:08 pm PST #8822 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.

Yup. It's very satisfying.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:45:08 pm PST #8823 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe. God, that feels good.