I am leaving work. The event was successful, probably the most successful so far. Everyone is pleased. I have acquired a full bottle of white wine and two vases of flowers. Sadly I will not catch up on any tv tonight as I must be in before 8:30 tomorrow to make a meeting.
YAY for Allyson's ears.
What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?
Tending to minor wounds and cleaning up your pedicure.
What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?
Swabbing, I guess. Me, I dig like I'm going to China.
Me, I dig like I'm going to China.
I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.
I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.
You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.
Well, just because I am kinky for Sela Ward and thereby a
Once and Again
junky, I have to say I
knew
it!
I'm suddenly very glad all my ear infections are the result of swollen tissues and faulty plumbing not wads of gunk. Even if they do get gross.
You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.
Yup. It's very satisfying.
I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe. God, that feels good.
I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe.
Ugh, really? If something is going to go in my ear, I want to control it. Eeek.