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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:24 pm PST #8817 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?

Swabbing, I guess. Me, I dig like I'm going to China.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:38:08 pm PST #8818 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Me, I dig like I'm going to China.

I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:40:51 pm PST #8819 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I clean my ears with implements that make audiologists gasp in horror. Sharp, metal things. No, really. I know I shouldn't, but they're so effective.

You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.


Gus - Jan 20, 2005 4:41:13 pm PST #8820 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Well, just because I am kinky for Sela Ward and thereby a Once and Again junky, I have to say I knew it!


sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:42:34 pm PST #8821 of 10002

I'm suddenly very glad all my ear infections are the result of swollen tissues and faulty plumbing not wads of gunk. Even if they do get gross.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:43:08 pm PST #8822 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You know that feeling when you just get out of the shower and you stick the q-tip in there and get all the wax out and it feels so good? Eargasm.

Yup. It's very satisfying.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:45:08 pm PST #8823 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe. God, that feels good.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 4:46:40 pm PST #8824 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I prefer my eargasms when they're given to me by other people, with the syringe.

Ugh, really? If something is going to go in my ear, I want to control it. Eeek.


sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:47:34 pm PST #8825 of 10002

OK, you're freaking me out. I've had my ears irrigated once and it is something I fear now every time I go to the doctor.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 4:50:22 pm PST #8826 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, honestly. I love the feeling of having my ears irrigated. It gets all warm and gushy all the way down to my eardrum, AND all the water's out before I leave the office. I adore it. It's not worth the horrible going-deaf prelude, but couple that with the sudden rush of hearing?

Eargasm's a good word.