Something I've never understood about that - is it generally difficult for people to restrain themselves until they're alone or in a restroom, or is it that most people don't bother?
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 20, 2005 4:25:16 pm PST #8806 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Nora Deirdre - Jan 20, 2005 4:25:23 pm PST #8807 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
re: OC-
why is Marissa at Alex's house? I mean, besides Big Ole Plot Contrivance?
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:25:39 pm PST #8808 of 10002
EW! But yay easy fix! Now stopping gestating jellybellies in your head. Zeus was the one supposed to do that. Or something like.
Farting cats just smell and then run away as if their tail was aflame. (I've got one.)
Probably would be funny to the boys, though.
Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:29:28 pm PST #8809 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
And so, that's the story of my earwax. She told me to stop pushing Q-tips so far in my ear.
I think it even says it on the Q-tip box. "Do not insert in ear."
Also, they do make earwax flavored jellybeans. Damn that Bertie Bott.
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:30:31 pm PST #8810 of 10002
Congratulations on your genius farter, Cash!
Something I've never understood about that - is it generally difficult for people to restrain themselves until they're alone or in a restroom, or is it that most people don't bother?
Probably a little of both. Not around his family, my brother tries to be more couth, but..... And two year olds are still working on couth as a concept.
The army drs figured there is something gross but harmless in my brother's gut (SIL made him go while they were still dating) that makes his farts most toxic. Of course, they are the ones who treated his bleeding ulcer with a bottle of liquid lidocaine.
Sue - Jan 20, 2005 4:32:09 pm PST #8811 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Farting cats just smell and then run away as if their tail was aflame. (I've got one.)
One of my cats particularly likes to fart while she's sleeping in my arms. Purring away, happy as a clam, choking me. And man, they could use what comes out of her in weapons. It's noxious.
Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 4:33:12 pm PST #8812 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Nora, they took Lindsay there to take care of her. And then Marissa stayed because she hates her parents and didn't want to go home. And there was an old horror movie on. And cause now she likes girls.
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:33:59 pm PST #8813 of 10002
And man, they could use what comes out of her in weapons.
Team her up with pre-diagnosed Mister Kitty and they could have been a noxious crime fighting team. He was peeing outside the box and I discovered the hard way that if you pick up a peeing boycat, they keep peeing. You can aim them!
Allyson - Jan 20, 2005 4:35:18 pm PST #8814 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think it even says it on the Q-tip box. "Do not insert in ear."
What else are they for, if not to clean your ears?
msbelle - Jan 20, 2005 4:36:03 pm PST #8815 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am leaving work. The event was successful, probably the most successful so far. Everyone is pleased. I have acquired a full bottle of white wine and two vases of flowers. Sadly I will not catch up on any tv tonight as I must be in before 8:30 tomorrow to make a meeting.
YAY for Allyson's ears.