Yay, Allyson! What was the problem? Was it just fluid?

I'm not into the OC except for admiring the pretty boys. DH is playing Fable and he figured out that he can make his character fart. What is it about gas that turns a grown man into a 10 year old?

What'd you do?

I'm glad you can. It can be very disconcerting. I get nasty evil makes-dr-go-EW! ear infections. And have some lasting minor hearing loss, untested, but I can tell, in one ear. But I can never remember which until I'm talking with someone in a noisy environment and have to put them on one side if I want to hear.

Still like OC. We'll see about next week.

I am still becoming my grandmother. Meh.

Fart. Why is my To-do list never getting shorter? It's like the penis of a pr0n star!

Argh!

t tears hair

t sends ferrets to rescue Shrift

eeek. Not so funny it needed to be said twice.

But double the 'Suela is always nice.

So is Alex/Marissa going to be the Oliver of the season?

Farting starts being HIL-arious around 18 months, from what I understand. My poor, poor SIL. She married a man who not only finds them hilarious but has truly toxic ones (seriously, she makes him take beano and...one other one when she's going to be trapped in a car with him.) And her dear, charming son has inherited The Gift.

I gotta tell you though, farting 2 year olds? Who then start making gagging noises and giggling and flee the room? Are pretty damned funny.

What about farting cats sara? When do they get funny?

What happened was, the nurse put stuff in my ears, and then cotton balls, and then I read a Time magazine from before the election, and so, that was depressing.

And then the nurse called me back in and took a big syringe filled with hot water and SHOT IT INTO MY EAR.

And then she said, "Allyson, this thing has legs."

And there was this HUGE BALL OF WAX the size of a Jelly Belly. In fact, it looked like a Popcorn flavored Jelly Belly.

And then the same thing to the other ear. I was apparently blocked in both ears, because as soon as the water came out, everything became VERY LOUD.

And so, that's the story of my earwax. She told me to stop pushing Q-tips so far in my ear.

Farting starts being HIL-arious around 18 months, from what I understand.

Owen actually let out a huge burp, then a fart one day. They were both so loud he started giggling. This at 8 months. He must be a prodigy. DH was so proud.

I gotta tell you though, farting 2 year olds? Who then start making gagging noises and giggling and flee the room? Are pretty damned funny.

I can hardly wait.

What about farting cats sara? When do they get funny?

About the same time BOTH my farting dogs do.