Alyson, they're gonna break your lower jaw?

I had an overbite that orthodontia alone could not fix. So they did that surgery where they removed a portion of my upper jaw. Now everything is hunky-dory. But the six weeks with my jaw wired shut was not fun.

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There would have to be a pretty compelling medical reason for me to agree to it.

For me, anyway, they told me that because my teeth didn't line up where my jaw wanted them to (or vice-versa) I would eventually get arthritis of the jaw.

For me, anyway, they told me that because my teeth didn't line up where my jaw wanted them to (or vice-versa) I would eventually get arthritis of the jaw.

That's what they told me. Still, don't want them screwing with my face. My body sucks, but everything above my neck is perfectly fine.

Except this haircut.

People told me the surgery did change my appearance, but I think it's better now. I am no longer buck-toothed (or whatever).

Also, I can now bite with my front teeth (that is, my front upper and lower teeth can now touch each other) which is nice.

Yeah. I don't want my appearance changed.

Oh, and, the fuck?

I'm so tired of assholes like this. You sent a script to producers? And they didn't respond? And so that means they don't care about fans? No. It means that you can't figure out how to get an agent, jerk. GRR.

psst, Allyson, note the date.

Is teevee.org associated with Salon? They have the exact same look.

Are you sure this isn't a parody? Because otherwise it's really dumb.

psst, Allyson, note the date.

Oh, duh.

I spent a good two minutes of my life trying to figure out if this was parody.... my brain is slow today...

Wait, I just realized I've read the Wonderfalls stuff here before... I think someone linked to it....

psst, Allyson, note the date.

Oh THANK GOD. I almost hurt myself.

psst, Allyson, note the date.

I hadn't seen this article. It's perfect in every way.