Anya ,'Showtime'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
For me, anyway, they told me that because my teeth didn't line up where my jaw wanted them to (or vice-versa) I would eventually get arthritis of the jaw.
That's what they told me. Still, don't want them screwing with my face. My body sucks, but everything above my neck is perfectly fine.
Except this haircut.
People told me the surgery did change my appearance, but I think it's better now. I am no longer buck-toothed (or whatever).
Also, I can now bite with my front teeth (that is, my front upper and lower teeth can now touch each other) which is nice.
Yeah. I don't want my appearance changed.
Oh, and, the fuck?
I'm so tired of assholes like this. You sent a script to producers? And they didn't respond? And so that means they don't care about fans? No. It means that you can't figure out how to get an agent, jerk. GRR.
psst, Allyson, note the date.
Is teevee.org associated with Salon? They have the exact same look.
Are you sure this isn't a parody? Because otherwise it's really dumb.
psst, Allyson, note the date.
Oh, duh.
I spent a good two minutes of my life trying to figure out if this was parody.... my brain is slow today...
Wait, I just realized I've read the Wonderfalls stuff here before... I think someone linked to it....
psst, Allyson, note the date.
Oh THANK GOD. I almost hurt myself.
psst, Allyson, note the date.
I hadn't seen this article. It's perfect in every way.
Are you sure this isn't a parody?
It is. They did a full issue of fake Salon for April Fool's -- including this spoof of the Salon article that was being talked about around then about "my novels don't get to the top of the bestseller list whinewhinewhile".