Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


tommyrot - Jun 04, 2004 10:50:11 am PDT #325 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

People told me the surgery did change my appearance, but I think it's better now. I am no longer buck-toothed (or whatever).

Also, I can now bite with my front teeth (that is, my front upper and lower teeth can now touch each other) which is nice.


Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 10:53:21 am PDT #326 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah. I don't want my appearance changed.


Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 10:54:57 am PDT #327 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, and, the fuck?

I'm so tired of assholes like this. You sent a script to producers? And they didn't respond? And so that means they don't care about fans? No. It means that you can't figure out how to get an agent, jerk. GRR.


amych - Jun 04, 2004 10:57:45 am PDT #328 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

psst, Allyson, note the date.


tommyrot - Jun 04, 2004 11:01:11 am PDT #329 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is teevee.org associated with Salon? They have the exact same look.

Are you sure this isn't a parody? Because otherwise it's really dumb.


tommyrot - Jun 04, 2004 11:03:55 am PDT #330 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

psst, Allyson, note the date.

Oh, duh.

I spent a good two minutes of my life trying to figure out if this was parody.... my brain is slow today...

Wait, I just realized I've read the Wonderfalls stuff here before... I think someone linked to it....


Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 11:04:11 am PDT #331 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

psst, Allyson, note the date.

Oh THANK GOD. I almost hurt myself.


JohnSweden - Jun 04, 2004 11:04:25 am PDT #332 of 10001
I can't even.

psst, Allyson, note the date.

I hadn't seen this article. It's perfect in every way.


amych - Jun 04, 2004 11:04:37 am PDT #333 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Are you sure this isn't a parody?

It is. They did a full issue of fake Salon for April Fool's -- including this spoof of the Salon article that was being talked about around then about "my novels don't get to the top of the bestseller list whinewhinewhile".


Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 11:05:40 am PDT #334 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

"my novels don't get to the top of the bestseller list whinewhinewhile".

Oh yes! I read that and felt physical pain in my frontal lobes.