Wow this movie practically writes itself.
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
'Heart Of Gold'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Wolfram - Jun 04, 2004 8:23:07 am PDT #313 of 10001
Visilurking
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 8:48:41 am PDT #314 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Strix - Jun 04, 2004 8:51:44 am PDT #315 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BWAH!
I would never break your jaw.
(But hey, take a fuckload of Demerol beforehand and make some bucks.)
tiggy - Jun 04, 2004 8:54:20 am PDT #316 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
COMM!!! only not. since i don't drink coffee, but still. bwahahaha!!!
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2004 9:52:34 am PDT #317 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, want to come to krav?
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 9:54:33 am PDT #318 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Will they bid on a chance to break my jaw?
Miracleman - Jun 04, 2004 9:57:54 am PDT #319 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Forget tachyons and positrons. Forget Shatner, holodecks, rayguns and self-aware computers. Pfah. Unnecessary.
Just so long as they have to reverse something's polarity, it's all good.
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2004 10:03:26 am PDT #320 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We'll fight amongst ourselves for the opportunity. Last kravver standing gets to do it.
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 10:30:32 am PDT #321 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm mostly leaning toward not getting this done. It will change the shape of my face, and I like my face just fine, I even like my overbite. Adds character, or something.
aurelia - Jun 04, 2004 10:37:10 am PDT #322 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Why does the dentist want to do this now? That sounds like a whole lot of no fun to go through. There would have to be a pretty compelling medical reason for me to agree to it.