If only there were a Smith's box set to reward him for his service.

I should burn him some CDs. We're taking him to Claire's soon to buy him the jewelry he has specifically requested: a gold ring for every finger (some with "sparkly diamonds") and -- my favorite part -- "a diamond tennis bracelet."

Well now I'm craving sauced fez. Thanks a lot.

What's the point of living in a major metropolitan area if you can't get sauced fez at midnight? You'd better just move to Manhattan. They know from monkey.

and -- my favorite part -- "a diamond tennis bracelet."

He's six, right? You know what he really wants but doesn't know it? He wants to get his eyebrows waxed.

One of my fondest NYC memories is when, many years ago, I was visiting my best friend there and we ordered waffles and cigarettes to be delivered at midnight.

He wants to get his eyebrows waxed.

My sister would kill me for putting this idea into his wee little head.

plotting

One of my fondest NYC memories is when, many years ago, I was visiting my best friend there and we ordered waffles and cigarettes to be delivered at midnight.

Oh, brave new world that has such amenities in it.

plotting

You might want to invest in a little Krav first. Though Emmett reports that his teammate in Double-A, Eli, dyed his hair platinum blonde for the summer.

Want to go to the Rio wedding for the music, the cute gay nephew, the dirty joke telling groom and the pretty Rio.

A) Does anyone know of a good way to find, like, band practice studios for rent? Is there a national network of these things? I've tried looking locally, and can't seem to find anything.

A good way is to ask other bands where they practice and if they know if there are any spots available.

Also, a dress song

Shopping For Dresses--Merle Haggard

The Reader has ads for space too in their classifieds. Both apartments and other sorts of space.

"Best Black Dress" -- The Nields