When I asked my 6-year-old (and very homosexual) nephew if he wanted to be a ring bearer, he said, "No. I'd rather toss flowers."
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:58:35 pm PDT #9163 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:58:41 pm PDT #9164 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are monkeys kosher, though?
As long as you don't cook them in monkey milk. I may be confused on this issue. Don't use the fez in the sauce! That's right out. Where's Nilly?
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:59:15 pm PDT #9165 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
When I asked my 6-year-old (and very homosexual) nephew if he wanted to be a ring bearer, he said, "No. I'd rather toss flowers."
If only there were a Smith's box set to reward him for his service.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:59:47 pm PDT #9166 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
Don't use the fez in the sauce!
Well now I'm craving sauced fez. Thanks a lot.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:01:13 pm PDT #9167 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
If only there were a Smith's box set to reward him for his service.
I should burn him some CDs. We're taking him to Claire's soon to buy him the jewelry he has specifically requested: a gold ring for every finger (some with "sparkly diamonds") and -- my favorite part -- "a diamond tennis bracelet."
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:01:32 pm PDT #9168 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well now I'm craving sauced fez. Thanks a lot.
What's the point of living in a major metropolitan area if you can't get sauced fez at midnight? You'd better just move to Manhattan. They know from monkey.
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:02:52 pm PDT #9169 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and -- my favorite part -- "a diamond tennis bracelet."
He's six, right? You know what he really wants but doesn't know it? He wants to get his eyebrows waxed.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:03:24 pm PDT #9170 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
One of my fondest NYC memories is when, many years ago, I was visiting my best friend there and we ordered waffles and cigarettes to be delivered at midnight.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:04:02 pm PDT #9171 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
He wants to get his eyebrows waxed.
My sister would kill me for putting this idea into his wee little head.
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DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:08:04 pm PDT #9172 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
One of my fondest NYC memories is when, many years ago, I was visiting my best friend there and we ordered waffles and cigarettes to be delivered at midnight.
Oh, brave new world that has such amenities in it.
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You might want to invest in a little Krav first. Though Emmett reports that his teammate in Double-A, Eli, dyed his hair platinum blonde for the summer.