Angel ,'Sleeper'
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Speaking of which, what's the music going to be like at the Rio/Saget wedding?
Bach solo cello for the ceremony, string quartet (or quintet, haven't decided) for the reception (mostly Mozart, Hayden and Bach), and the best part is that this guy is playing during the cocktail hour in between.
did you see that Bob Saget apparently has a particularly gnarly version of The Aristocrats joke (in the movie of the same title)?
Yes. I find it totally weird and fascinating and I will probably see it.
I have to make sure he doesn't tell the joke during our reception.
I have to make sure he doesn't tell the joke during our reception.
That's your drunken uncle's job. Or the best man if you really want to make a scene (and I know you do). It'd be kind of cool if the Matron of Honor did it.
Only there will be no uncles, best men or matrons of any sort at our wedding!
I'm doomed.
I'm doomed.
You know what can save this wedding? A monkey wearing a fez. Trust me on this.
I suppose I could teach it to the flower boy.
A monkey wearing a fez.
Are monkeys kosher, though?
I suppose I could teach it to the flower boy.
Emmett recommends the innovative use of a Leaf Boy to complement the traditional Flower Girl.
When I asked my 6-year-old (and very homosexual) nephew if he wanted to be a ring bearer, he said, "No. I'd rather toss flowers."
Are monkeys kosher, though?
As long as you don't cook them in monkey milk. I may be confused on this issue. Don't use the fez in the sauce! That's right out. Where's Nilly?