I have to make sure he doesn't tell the joke during our reception.
I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:52:39 pm PDT #9156 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:55:02 pm PDT #9157 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have to make sure he doesn't tell the joke during our reception.
That's your drunken uncle's job. Or the best man if you really want to make a scene (and I know you do). It'd be kind of cool if the Matron of Honor did it.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:56:12 pm PDT #9158 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
Only there will be no uncles, best men or matrons of any sort at our wedding!
I'm doomed.
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:57:04 pm PDT #9159 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm doomed.
You know what can save this wedding? A monkey wearing a fez. Trust me on this.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:57:05 pm PDT #9160 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
I suppose I could teach it to the flower boy.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:57:43 pm PDT #9161 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
A monkey wearing a fez.
Are monkeys kosher, though?
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:57:49 pm PDT #9162 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I suppose I could teach it to the flower boy.
Emmett recommends the innovative use of a Leaf Boy to complement the traditional Flower Girl.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 7:58:35 pm PDT #9163 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
When I asked my 6-year-old (and very homosexual) nephew if he wanted to be a ring bearer, he said, "No. I'd rather toss flowers."
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:58:41 pm PDT #9164 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are monkeys kosher, though?
As long as you don't cook them in monkey milk. I may be confused on this issue. Don't use the fez in the sauce! That's right out. Where's Nilly?
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 7:59:15 pm PDT #9165 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
When I asked my 6-year-old (and very homosexual) nephew if he wanted to be a ring bearer, he said, "No. I'd rather toss flowers."
If only there were a Smith's box set to reward him for his service.