So. Random thoughts while watching music on Televison all night.
Grammies: Prince still rocks. Plus, did you see that smirky fuck-I-can't-believe-that-bitch-ain't-sharing-the-mic-with-me look on his face during his Beyonce duet?
Grammies means you can create the world's most expensive garage band covering The Beatles. Also, I get to poke JZ in the side and go, "That's Vince Gill. You like him. He's the one who berated the CMA audience for booing the Dixie Chicks."
Missy Elliott is fucking OUT THERE. Shit, her stuff is cool and sooo avant garde really. Possibly the most interesting musician of the last five years.
VH-1 Classic, We Are The Eighties: They do a whole set of new wavey hits by first generation punks. Pretty interesting explaining what was going on to JZ. "That's Debbie Harry's solo album Koo Koo that she did with the guys from Chic. I've never seen this video before. Oooh, look it's the "Genius of Love" Video. Cool animation. That's by the rhythm section of the Talking Heads. Huh - look it's Captain Sensible doing 'Wot.' This was a huge hit in England, though it's basically doofus brit rap. Actually he's one of the all-time great punk bass players and guitarists too. It's a total freak hit."
VH-1 Country. I've been watching this for a couple months now and come to a conclusion. I get the folks that bitch that it ain't "real country" - it's not. The only bit of Hank in there is their hick accents. But you know what it is? It's power pop with Telecasters instead of Rickenbackers. With better lyrics. Yep. I'm watching folks like Brad Paisley ("Little Moments"), Chris Cagle ("Chicks Dig It"), Terri Clark ("I Wanna Do It All"), Dierks Bentley ("My Last Name"), Keith Urban ("Who Wouldn't Want To Be Me"), Martina McBride ("This One's For the Girls") and...it's just good pop music with guitar bands. Interesting. I've been thinking of New Country as sort of along the lines of sixties Motown. But this is guitar band pop with Tele's.
Also, Toby Keith is not just a jingoistic jerk. He's a smarter songwriter than his "let's kick some Arab ass" politics -- he's not your average redneck. He's right in the Merle Haggard mode. (cf., "Okie From Muskogee")
Also, I like the Rodney Crowell song where he namechecks Tom Waits and Seamus Heaney. ("Earthbound").