Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


tommyrot - Jan 21, 2005 11:07:11 am PST #6990 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that a tatoo? Or really thick pubic hair?


Gandalfe - Jan 21, 2005 11:14:25 am PST #6991 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Tattoo, I believe.


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2005 1:58:47 pm PST #6992 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

"silly silly bombastic Gawth Rawk! with eyeliner!"

Andrew Lloyd Webber?


Atropa - Jan 21, 2005 2:01:28 pm PST #6993 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"silly silly bombastic Gawth Rawk! with eyeliner!"

Andrew Lloyd Webber?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Okay, now I want to hear H.I.M. cover the songs from Phantom of the Opera.


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2005 2:12:58 pm PST #6994 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

ARRRRGH.

Beyonce is being tipped to play frontwoman Effie, the role made famous on Broadway by actress Jennifer Holliday.

Yes, that's right. They're hiring glamour-puss Beyonce to play Effie.

WHEN THE WHOLE POINT OF THE MUSICAL is that Effie is kicked out of the group for not being glamourous enough. In particular, for being too fat.

God knows there aren't any full-bodied black actresses around with name recognition. Nosirree. None that can sing.


DavidS - Jan 21, 2005 2:17:00 pm PST #6995 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yes, that's right. They're hiring glamour-puss Beyonce to play Effie.

Heh. Most clueless casting since Michelle Pfeiffer in Frankie and Johnny...


evil jimi - Jan 21, 2005 10:00:39 pm PST #6996 of 10003
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Never in my most fevered dreams, have I considered Joy Division "goth".


Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2005 3:17:57 am PST #6997 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, Jilli, have you listened to Kill Hannah yet? They've been touring with H.I.M.


Glamcookie - Jan 22, 2005 7:15:59 am PST #6998 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

A review in the Boston Globe today describes Lou Barlow as "the godfather of emo". Knowing that he would be completely horrified to hear himself described that way, I forwarded the link to him. I'll let you know if he responds with anything quotable.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!

That's a pretty boy that got linked to.


Steph L. - Jan 22, 2005 8:55:33 am PST #6999 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

People may have already known this, but I heard on the radio this morning that Cream is reuniting for 4 shows in May, at the Royal Albert Hall in London. V. cool.