Isn't the East Side of Chicago, like, Lake Michigan?
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
"The Night Chicago Died," not least for the reference to the non-existent East Side.
The East Side would be Lake Michigan, wouldn't it? Is this the time to mention The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
I have made my case before for "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro, although "Having My Baby" is certainly a contender. The people who picked "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" clearly haven't listened to enough bad songs.
"Honey" is awful. I was thinking along the lines of "Who Let the Dogs Out."
Worst song of all time? Either the Titanic song, or that Whitney Houston "I-eeeeeeee-EYE...will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" song.
Oh, if you want to talk about "dead girl" songs --
"Teen Angel"
Along the same lines, I was thinking of the Bryan Adams schmoopfest "Everything I do (I do it for you)", which has the added nega-charm of being from Prince of Thieves, the Costner Robin Hood. IJS.
Everything I do (I do it for you)
Hey now, no slagging on my favorite song from 5th grade! (And I've actually never seen Prince of Thieves, but something tells me I should stay far, far away...)
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing," by Aerosmith, reliably sends me diving to change the radio station
Didn't we have this same discussion a few months ago when there was another "worst song ever" list published somewhere? (and ob-la-di... was at or near the top of that one too, IIRC)