It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Kate P. - Nov 10, 2004 9:28:52 am PST #5822 of 10003
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Sorry, Lyra Jane, my computer doesn't do MP3s. I hope someone else can help you out!


Fred Pete - Nov 10, 2004 10:13:00 am PST #5823 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

OK, what's the worst song ever?


DXMachina - Nov 10, 2004 10:36:46 am PST #5824 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'm pretty sure it's not "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da." That's not even the worst Beatles song.


Hayden - Nov 10, 2004 10:38:57 am PST #5825 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

It's either "We Built This City" or something by Mariah Carey.


billytea - Nov 10, 2004 10:44:40 am PST #5826 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's either "We Built This City" or something by Mariah Carey.

I would happily vote for her song "You'll Always Be My Baby", from the Camdens' Bumper Book of Stalker Songs.


Fred Pete - Nov 10, 2004 10:50:33 am PST #5827 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Oh, "Every Breath You Take" is the One True Stalker Song.

My choice for worst is Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World."


billytea - Nov 10, 2004 10:53:54 am PST #5828 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, "Every Breath You Take" is the One True Stalker Song.

Yes, but it knows it's a stalker song, and not coincidentally is also a pretty good song.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 10, 2004 11:05:04 am PST #5829 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Having my baby" IJS.


billytea - Nov 10, 2004 11:10:39 am PST #5830 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Having my baby" IJS.

But it's such a lovely way to say I love you!

Seaons In The Sun. That should be pretty close to the top.


Fred Pete - Nov 10, 2004 11:13:01 am PST #5831 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

bt, not even the worst song of 1974. "The Night Chicago Died," not least for the reference to the non-existent East Side.