It's either "We Built This City" or something by Mariah Carey.
I would happily vote for her song "You'll Always Be My Baby", from the Camdens' Bumper Book of Stalker Songs.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
billytea - Nov 10, 2004 10:44:40 am PST #5826 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Fred Pete - Nov 10, 2004 10:50:33 am PST #5827 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Oh, "Every Breath You Take" is the One True Stalker Song.
My choice for worst is Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World."
billytea - Nov 10, 2004 10:53:54 am PST #5828 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, "Every Breath You Take" is the One True Stalker Song.
Yes, but it knows it's a stalker song, and not coincidentally is also a pretty good song.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 10, 2004 11:05:04 am PST #5829 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"Having my baby" IJS.
billytea - Nov 10, 2004 11:10:39 am PST #5830 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Having my baby" IJS.
But it's such a lovely way to say I love you!
Seaons In The Sun. That should be pretty close to the top.
Fred Pete - Nov 10, 2004 11:13:01 am PST #5831 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
bt, not even the worst song of 1974. "The Night Chicago Died," not least for the reference to the non-existent East Side.
DXMachina - Nov 10, 2004 11:14:51 am PST #5832 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Isn't the East Side of Chicago, like, Lake Michigan?
billytea - Nov 10, 2004 11:15:41 am PST #5833 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"The Night Chicago Died," not least for the reference to the non-existent East Side.
The East Side would be Lake Michigan, wouldn't it? Is this the time to mention The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Ginger - Nov 10, 2004 11:16:13 am PST #5834 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I have made my case before for "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro, although "Having My Baby" is certainly a contender. The people who picked "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" clearly haven't listened to enough bad songs.
DXMachina - Nov 10, 2004 11:17:15 am PST #5835 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
"Honey" is awful. I was thinking along the lines of "Who Let the Dogs Out."