Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.

'Sleeper'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


joe boucher - Oct 07, 2004 11:54:21 am PDT #5299 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I've been led to understand that I would like S6 much more now with some distance from it, but I haven't yet tested this theory.

I've caught some episodes in syndication & I gotta say that's a flawed theory. The only thing that got me through the second half of S6 was that it was followed by the first season of "America's Next Top Model" (the one that Elise should have won damn it!)

No EDO pour moi ce soir. I know that Texans consider stuff 100 miles away "the next door neighbors," but it's too far for me on a school night. Oddly enough, the last gig I caught also featured Jonathan. Can't remember the occasion. Maybe the release of "Alien Death Taxi" or the fifteenth anniversary of "Waltzing with the Dogs." Anyway, tonight it's me & the Fugs. Tuli's gotta be pushing 80. Speaking of Mr. Kupferberg, he was at the first non-St. John's/non-Haverford show for EDO. It was at CBGB in the spring of 1989. Eliot invited him and he came. I can still remember him going, "Yeah, I don't go out to too many places anymore. They're too loud."


Hayden - Oct 07, 2004 12:03:04 pm PDT #5300 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Anyway, tonight it's me & the Fugs.

Hey, that's a pretty good substitute. My friend Leonard is doing a reading at the 215 Festival on Saturday, but he's not actually leaving Chicago until tomorrow, so he's also missing EDO tonight. Oh, well.

I know that Texans consider stuff 100 miles away "the next door neighbors," but it's too far for me on a school night.

Edit: and what are you, some kinda New York libr'ral wimp-boy? That's not even two hours!


joe boucher - Oct 07, 2004 12:25:29 pm PDT #5301 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

what are you, some kinda New York libr'ral wimp-boy?

Yup. Anything I can't reach on foot or by subway is a major undertaking, and even long subway rides are enough to dissuade me. Of course having to climb off the couch is usually enough to dissuade me, but that's a different matter. I am the Mr. Wiggles of the Phoenix Board.


Shanshu - Oct 07, 2004 1:15:51 pm PDT #5302 of 10003
If skills sold, truth be told, I'd probably be lyrically, Talib Kweli. Truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense But I did five mill' - I ain't been rhymin like Common since (Jay-Z)

My friend sent me an advance copy of the new Bettie Serveert. So far I'm not liking it nearly as much as Log 22. This one seems more mellow and the lyrics are not very good. Anyone else heard the new stuff?


DavidS - Oct 08, 2004 9:38:43 am PDT #5303 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

xpost from Natter

Talk of the Nation is interested in having us on for the new book. It's a national call-in show, and we'd be fielding questions and playing records we discuss in the book.


Lyra Jane - Oct 08, 2004 9:47:27 am PDT #5304 of 10003
Up with the sun

Awesome, David. You'll have to let us know when, if you do get on.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 08, 2004 9:52:25 am PDT #5305 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Talk of the Nation is interested in having us one for the new book. It's a national call-in show, and we'd be fielding questions and playing records we discuss in the book.

Excellent news, if it comes off!!! Good luck on that.

Do you think they'll find it strange when so many questions are addressed to "Manservant Hecubus" and "drindl boy"?


Jon B. - Oct 08, 2004 9:52:38 am PDT #5306 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nice!


Fred Pete - Oct 08, 2004 10:17:06 am PDT #5307 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congrats on the publicity, Hec!


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2004 10:45:36 am PDT #5308 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guitar World names 100 Worst Riffs and Solos.

He may be known for his over-the-top antics but Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille has another claim to fame: his "Guitar Solo" has been named the worst of all time by Guitar World magazine.

The magazine selected the "100 Worst Riffs, Licks & Solos of All Time," identifying ones that are "lazy," "boring," "just plain stoopid," or "involve C.C. Deville."

The list includes songs by David Bowie, Def Leppard, Metallica, Green Day, B.B. King, The Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith and The Strokes, among others.

Many are guitar legends who simply had a bad night or bum note.

Guitar World describes DeVille's nine-minute solo "completely devoid of taste, structure or steady tempo" and recommends every budding guitarist listen to it because "surely, they can't do any worse."

DeVille was also cited for his "Cherry Pie" solo when he played with Warrant and Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

The magazine recommends DeVille "take solace in the fact that he's in some rather good company."

Rounding out the top 10: "Summertime Blues," Blue Cheer; "The Game of Love," Carlos Santana; Falstaff beer 1967 radio spot, Cream; "All You Need is Love," The Beatles; "Thirsty and Miserable," Black Flag; "Wango Tango," Ted Nugent; "Ain't Too Proud to Beg," Rolling Stones; "Sting of the Bumblebee," Manowar; and "American Woman," Lenny Kravitz.

The list appears in the magazine's December issue.