Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time

Xander ,'Selfless'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Lyra Jane - Oct 08, 2004 9:47:27 am PDT #5304 of 10003
Up with the sun

Awesome, David. You'll have to let us know when, if you do get on.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 08, 2004 9:52:25 am PDT #5305 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Talk of the Nation is interested in having us one for the new book. It's a national call-in show, and we'd be fielding questions and playing records we discuss in the book.

Excellent news, if it comes off!!! Good luck on that.

Do you think they'll find it strange when so many questions are addressed to "Manservant Hecubus" and "drindl boy"?


Jon B. - Oct 08, 2004 9:52:38 am PDT #5306 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nice!


Fred Pete - Oct 08, 2004 10:17:06 am PDT #5307 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congrats on the publicity, Hec!


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2004 10:45:36 am PDT #5308 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guitar World names 100 Worst Riffs and Solos.

He may be known for his over-the-top antics but Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille has another claim to fame: his "Guitar Solo" has been named the worst of all time by Guitar World magazine.

The magazine selected the "100 Worst Riffs, Licks & Solos of All Time," identifying ones that are "lazy," "boring," "just plain stoopid," or "involve C.C. Deville."

The list includes songs by David Bowie, Def Leppard, Metallica, Green Day, B.B. King, The Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith and The Strokes, among others.

Many are guitar legends who simply had a bad night or bum note.

Guitar World describes DeVille's nine-minute solo "completely devoid of taste, structure or steady tempo" and recommends every budding guitarist listen to it because "surely, they can't do any worse."

DeVille was also cited for his "Cherry Pie" solo when he played with Warrant and Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

The magazine recommends DeVille "take solace in the fact that he's in some rather good company."

Rounding out the top 10: "Summertime Blues," Blue Cheer; "The Game of Love," Carlos Santana; Falstaff beer 1967 radio spot, Cream; "All You Need is Love," The Beatles; "Thirsty and Miserable," Black Flag; "Wango Tango," Ted Nugent; "Ain't Too Proud to Beg," Rolling Stones; "Sting of the Bumblebee," Manowar; and "American Woman," Lenny Kravitz.

The list appears in the magazine's December issue.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 08, 2004 11:00:03 am PDT #5309 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"All You Need is Love" had a prominent guitar part? There may have been a riff in there somewhere, but I sure as hell can't remember a solo.


joe boucher - Oct 08, 2004 11:03:11 am PDT #5310 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

There may have been a riff in there somewhere, but I sure as hell can't remember a solo.

It was so bad that they edited it out.


DXMachina - Oct 08, 2004 11:20:40 am PDT #5311 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

"All You Need is Love" had a prominent guitar part? There may have been a riff in there somewhere, but I sure as hell can't remember a solo.

There's one really twangy bit where George plays the melody, and it eventually gets swallowed by the strings. Yup, it's pretty bad.


Jon B. - Oct 08, 2004 11:53:11 am PDT #5312 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Summertime Blues," Blue Cheer

I can see why some would simply call it bad, but I find it hilarious in a glorious-mess sorta way.


Hayden - Oct 08, 2004 12:35:51 pm PDT #5313 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Kick ass, Hec!