We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2004 10:45:36 am PDT #5308 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guitar World names 100 Worst Riffs and Solos.

He may be known for his over-the-top antics but Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille has another claim to fame: his "Guitar Solo" has been named the worst of all time by Guitar World magazine.

The magazine selected the "100 Worst Riffs, Licks & Solos of All Time," identifying ones that are "lazy," "boring," "just plain stoopid," or "involve C.C. Deville."

The list includes songs by David Bowie, Def Leppard, Metallica, Green Day, B.B. King, The Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith and The Strokes, among others.

Many are guitar legends who simply had a bad night or bum note.

Guitar World describes DeVille's nine-minute solo "completely devoid of taste, structure or steady tempo" and recommends every budding guitarist listen to it because "surely, they can't do any worse."

DeVille was also cited for his "Cherry Pie" solo when he played with Warrant and Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

The magazine recommends DeVille "take solace in the fact that he's in some rather good company."

Rounding out the top 10: "Summertime Blues," Blue Cheer; "The Game of Love," Carlos Santana; Falstaff beer 1967 radio spot, Cream; "All You Need is Love," The Beatles; "Thirsty and Miserable," Black Flag; "Wango Tango," Ted Nugent; "Ain't Too Proud to Beg," Rolling Stones; "Sting of the Bumblebee," Manowar; and "American Woman," Lenny Kravitz.

The list appears in the magazine's December issue.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 08, 2004 11:00:03 am PDT #5309 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"All You Need is Love" had a prominent guitar part? There may have been a riff in there somewhere, but I sure as hell can't remember a solo.


joe boucher - Oct 08, 2004 11:03:11 am PDT #5310 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

There may have been a riff in there somewhere, but I sure as hell can't remember a solo.

It was so bad that they edited it out.


DXMachina - Oct 08, 2004 11:20:40 am PDT #5311 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

"All You Need is Love" had a prominent guitar part? There may have been a riff in there somewhere, but I sure as hell can't remember a solo.

There's one really twangy bit where George plays the melody, and it eventually gets swallowed by the strings. Yup, it's pretty bad.


Jon B. - Oct 08, 2004 11:53:11 am PDT #5312 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Summertime Blues," Blue Cheer

I can see why some would simply call it bad, but I find it hilarious in a glorious-mess sorta way.


Hayden - Oct 08, 2004 12:35:51 pm PDT #5313 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Kick ass, Hec!


DavidS - Oct 08, 2004 1:03:06 pm PDT #5314 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tentative date for Talk of the Nation: 11/11/04, 3pm EST.


joe boucher - Oct 08, 2004 1:41:17 pm PDT #5315 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Tentative date for Talk of the Nation: 11/11/04, 3pm EST.

The Radio Interview to End All Radio Interviews. (Later to be renamed "A Salute to Everyone Who Was Ever on the Radio".)

And to answer your question, Hayden, no, I haven't started.

The Fugs were a blast last night. Tuli must still be in his seventies because he did a rewrite of "Teenager in Love": "If you want to make me cry/It isn't very hard to do/If you say "Fuck off!"/I'll still whack off to you/Each night I ask the [stars/moon/satellite] above/Why must I be a septuagenarian in love?"


DavidS - Oct 08, 2004 2:05:55 pm PDT #5316 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Radio Interview to End All Radio Interviews. (Later to be renamed "A Salute to Everyone Who Was Ever on the Radio".)

I'm a little worried after the transcription of my interview with Jay Ferguson from Sloan. "..like, you know..." Ack. Not a trained speaker.

I did well in my KFOG interview, but that's because I was (a) in studio and (b) there were four professionals in the room with me to keep me on track and cogent.


Sue - Oct 09, 2004 4:39:19 am PDT #5317 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Cool David. Is Talk of the Nation on NPR? Can we hear that online?