Maybe we should judge her as a swan.
So she wore the corpse of her own kind to the Oscars?
Well, that would explain her laying the egg....
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
tommyrot - Aug 20, 2004 5:43:34 am PDT #4651 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
billytea - Aug 20, 2004 5:45:34 am PDT #4652 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So she wore the corpse of her own kind to the Oscars?
No, no, it was just stunned! Beautiful plumage, the Icelandic Björkswan.
DXMachina - Aug 20, 2004 6:19:27 am PDT #4653 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
She's pining for the fjords.
billytea - Aug 20, 2004 6:24:35 am PDT #4654 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
She's pining for the fjords.
And almost certainly tired and shagged out from a long squawk (known in 'the business' as a bonus track).
Frankenbuddha - Aug 20, 2004 7:06:12 am PDT #4655 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
If ever there was proof of the existence of elves, Bjork is as close as I've ever seen.
Glamcookie - Aug 20, 2004 7:56:07 am PDT #4656 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I love Bjork, right down to her swan dress. Just not sure I'll love the newest record is all. As far as voices, hers is amazing.
Alicia K - Aug 20, 2004 9:30:08 am PDT #4657 of 10003
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.
Bjork's "Bachelorette" is one of those songs that makes me want to get a giant billboard in downtown Seattle proclaiming it to be the coolest song ever.
Lilty Cash - Aug 20, 2004 9:38:37 am PDT #4658 of 10003
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
We did a cool-ass dance piece to "All is Full of Love" in college. It was a modern piece and while we were brainstorming, one of us looked at the ceiling, where a ten foot snake puppet was hanging, and said "We should put that in it." The end result was three disgruntled techies on their stomachs on rollerboards, with the snake strapped to their backs, slithering all over the stage.
Moral of the story? Bjork makes people do strange things.
billytea - Aug 20, 2004 9:39:56 am PDT #4659 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Bjork makes people do strange things.
And her ideal man is David Attenborough!
juliana - Aug 20, 2004 9:41:23 am PDT #4660 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
And her ideal man is David Attenborough!
For some reason, I read that as David Lynch, and my head damn near 'sploded.