Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Sue - Apr 20, 2004 3:20:59 am PDT #2303 of 10003
hip deep in pie

My personal all-time worst song: "Old Time Rock & Roll" by Bob Seger.


Angus G - Apr 20, 2004 3:30:55 am PDT #2304 of 10003
Roguish Laird

Yes, also the classic "Mr Krushchev said we will bury you/I don't subscribe to that point of view". I keep thinking the time is ripe for someone with very bad taste to do a cover of "Russians", only rename it "Muslims".

"Old Time Rock and Roll" is indeed vile.


Fred Pete - Apr 20, 2004 3:36:09 am PDT #2305 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Though Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy got in, such novelties as Macarena and Who Let the Dogs Out, which by design are cheesy, were nixed.

"I'm Too Sexy" wasn't intentionally cheesy?

And for worst song, I'd vote Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World." I've set land speed records to change the radio to anything else.


Ginger - Apr 20, 2004 4:09:17 am PDT #2306 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am secure in my belief that the worst song ever is "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro.


DXMachina - Apr 20, 2004 4:12:16 am PDT #2307 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I am secure in my belief that the worst song ever is "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro.

Yes. This.


Sue - Apr 20, 2004 4:16:58 am PDT #2308 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I don't think I know it, but that's okay. Do not share the crappy songs.


Ginger - Apr 20, 2004 4:35:46 am PDT #2309 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

See the tree, how big it's grown
but friend it hasn't been too long
it wasn't big

It's about a dead wife. And a tree.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2004 4:41:51 am PDT #2310 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One of those songs I love to hate is "Nuclear Attack" by Europe. What sort of things rhyme with "nuclear attack"? Glad you asked. How about "The world will crack." And, profoundly, "You can never go back."


Alicia K - Apr 20, 2004 6:25:45 am PDT #2311 of 10003
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

Meara, Anne has a bunch of CDs in her possession -- she let me know she'd be sending them on to me soon.

I'm all for "We Built This City" being the worst song ever. I loathe it. Last time I was out for karaoke, someone sang it, and I learned that the mystery lyric I never knew was: "Manconi plays the mambo."

I think I liked it better when it was a mystery.


bon bon - Apr 20, 2004 6:36:37 am PDT #2312 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Why is the Will Hung song not cheesy?