I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


bon bon - Apr 20, 2004 6:36:37 am PDT #2312 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Why is the Will Hung song not cheesy?


Alicia K - Apr 20, 2004 6:42:20 am PDT #2313 of 10003
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

I think cheesy can be bad and horrible in a good way, but something that's that bad and horrible can't be cheesy.

Plus, the Will Hung thing is just kind of sad and puzzling.


The Partyman - Apr 20, 2004 6:56:08 am PDT #2314 of 10003
[insert something funny here]

I'm in the midst of a big Prince kick. Have heard enough good things about "Musicology" to know I want to buy it. Enjoyed the EW interview. Am considering buying tickets to his Seattle show (but am scared about the price).

Alicia, do buy it - It is a wonderful album. While I've enjoyed mostly everything he's done, the critics are correct in that it's a strong return to mainstream accesibility. The title track speaks for itself, and "A Million Days" is wow, one of the best things he's ever done - and that's saying something for somone who's made over 30 Albums.

Oh, when listening for the first time, don't be put off by the second track (by far the weakest).


Alicia K - Apr 20, 2004 6:58:38 am PDT #2315 of 10003
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

Excellent, thanks! I'll definitely pick it up.


erinaceous - Apr 20, 2004 7:19:16 am PDT #2316 of 10003
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

"We Built This City" really, really sucks. Sorry, DX.

However, Meara, have you heard the tuba version of "Just The Two of Us" by The Rebirth Brass Band? It will make you embrace the earworm. I'm listening to it right now (thanks!) AIFG.


victor infante - Apr 20, 2004 7:44:45 am PDT #2317 of 10003
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I'm all for "We Built This City" being the worst song ever. I loathe it. Last time I was out for karaoke, someone sang it, and I learned that the mystery lyric I never knew was: "Manconi plays the mambo."

I think this was a fine, fine decision for worst song ever. On the other hand, I have to confess a mild, grudging respect for Bob Seger. He is what he is, and doesn't pretend otherwise, and does it with a bit of soul.


DavidS - Apr 20, 2004 7:54:28 am PDT #2318 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think "We Built This City" got extra dings because Jefferson Airplane was the SF band most closely associated with the radical rhetoric of the counter culture. So crapping out a song that was (a) written by outside song doctors and (b) was the very essence of corporate rock (c) and purported to be about San Francisco's particular cultural and rock and roll made it seem like the most egregious sellout and boomer nostalgia trip ever.

This perspective is so widespread, we felt it necessary to address the Airplane's musical legacy in the book because it's been so completely eradicated by Starship. But there's very good stuff on Surrealistic Pillow, Crown of Creation and Volunteers. Fantastic harmonies, great melodies, hot guitar and (particularly) bass playing by Jack Casady. Though typically, the record our writer chose was (the much less respected) Bark. Also, he went to bat for Paul Kanter's second science fiction solo album.

waits patiently for Joe to make comment about Bay Area musical bias.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2004 8:01:17 am PDT #2319 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So now's my chance to ask Hec his opinion of Baron Von Tollbooth & The Chrome Nun (an album by Paul Kantner, Grace Slick and David Freiberg that came out in '73). When I was in college I totally fell in love with "Sketches of China" - now I find it impossible to get beyond my nostalgia to decide if the song is good.


Jon B. - Apr 20, 2004 8:13:47 am PDT #2320 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Not a fan of After Bathing at Baxter's David?


DavidS - Apr 20, 2004 8:20:58 am PDT #2321 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So now's my chance to ask Hec his opinion of Baron Von Tollbooth & The Chrome Nun (an album by Paul Kantner, Grace Slick and David Freiberg that came out in '73). When I was in college I totally fell in love with "Sketches of China" - now I find it impossible to get beyond my nostalgia to decide if the song is good.

I've never heard it. I think Kanter is sort of underrated as a weirdo songwriter with a talent for tunefulness.

Not a fan of After Bathing at Baxter's David?

Actually I do like Grace's "Rejoyce" and "The Ballad of Me and You and Pooneil."

They might have been pretentious, self-serious hippies, but at least they were literate. ("Rejoyce" being Grace's take on Ullysses and "Pooneil" being a kind of conflation of Winnie the Pooh and the cult folk singer Fred Neil.)