Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Mmmm..... steak......
Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 12:15:15 pm PST #1093 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Theodosia - Jan 05, 2004 12:41:01 pm PST #1094 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Forgotten Silver has been spoken highly of by everyone I know who's managed to see it. Alas that it has not come my way.
I found Meet the Feebles unwatchable. But Dead Alive really does have it's moments in an over-the-top Grand Guignol way.
DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 12:48:56 pm PST #1095 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.
Long pig.
Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 12:49:19 pm PST #1096 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I liked Dead Alive. It falls into much the same category as Evil Dead II for me.
Volans - Jan 05, 2004 1:24:13 pm PST #1097 of 3902
move out and draw fire
I was informed just today that there's an unrated version of Dead Alive that has 12 extra minutes of footage. What could they possibly add? I mean, after the ear-in-the-pudding (which, like Jess, made me naseous), nothing could faze me. Not even the end.
Those Valentine's cards make me want to snark. Especially the one of Denethor. "Good cheer?!?!" How about "Hope you take a flaming leap off a helipad! Happy Valentine's Day!"? Or "Hope you have a psychotically good Valentine's Day!".
Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 1:29:22 pm PST #1098 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
after the ear-in-the-pudding
Yes, that was the scene that convinced me I didn't really need to me a PJ completist. People with stronger stomachs than I have assured me that the film is hysterical, and I believe them. I just physically can't watch it.
Kathy A - Jan 05, 2004 1:29:56 pm PST #1099 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'd like to see a Denethor Happy Father's Day card, myself.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 1:30:42 pm PST #1100 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I was informed just today that there's an unrated version of Dead Alive that has 12 extra minutes of footage. What could they possibly add?
Not sure if the version I saw was unrated or not, but it had the internal organs of a reanimated corpse crawling toward the protagonist after he'd used a lawnmower to chop the body apart.
Oh, and the reanimated corpse of the parish priest fucking the reanimated corpse of the protagonist's mother, almost immediately producing a freakish little zombie baby.
Either of those scenes sound familiar?
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 1:38:17 pm PST #1101 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Not sure if the version I saw was unrated or not, but it had the internal organs of a reanimated corpse crawling toward the protagonist after he'd used a lawnmower to chop the body apart.
Oh, and the reanimated corpse of the parish priest fucking the reanimated corpse of the protagonist's mother, almost immediately producing a freakish little zombie baby.
I'm suddenly glad I never saw this movie.
Aims - Jan 05, 2004 1:39:03 pm PST #1102 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
producing a freakish little zombie baby.
"And the baby smiled at me!"
t Ralphie