Merry and Anita are pretty interchangable at this point.
It's all just supernatural fuckery.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 5:25:28 am PDT #7886 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Lyra Jane - Jun 16, 2005 5:47:44 am PDT #7887 of 10002
Up with the sun
And if the point of all this sex is for Merry to get pregnant ASAP, why doesn't she have some fucking ovulation thermomaters, et., hanging around?
Maybe sidhe aren't like humans on that point?
(Does Merry *ever* have her period?)
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 6:05:40 am PDT #7888 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Maybe sidhe aren't like humans on that point?
Yeah, I thought of that, but I think the natural cycle should at least be addressed, if it's that big of a plot point.
And no, heroines don't bleed, unless it's from a gunshot wound or stabby thing, which is always gotten in Saving the World or The Hero.
Although it seems LKH would have written some gory 8-some mentrual were-vamp-arduer thing. But apparently Anita AND Merry just come at the thought of giving head, and never receive it.
That's another thing that bugs me: this rhapsodic attention to giving head and swallowing. I mean, we don't need a 12 page ode to the joys of oral in EVERY fucking book now.
We know they love, love, love sucking dick. Shut UP about it, already, LKH.
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:13:38 am PDT #7889 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
All of a sudden the paragraph I give that sentiment in my own book doesn't seem excessive at all. And I said it for political reasons.
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:15:26 am PDT #7890 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm down with the dick sucking, yo.
But it only needs a sentence of fulsome gushing.
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:19:21 am PDT #7891 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Twelve pages is a lot.
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:25:06 am PDT #7892 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to
Fucking
Stop
Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 9:28:37 am PDT #7893 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Or
Stop
Sucking
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 10:43:41 am PDT #7894 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
Katerina Bee - Jun 16, 2005 11:47:42 am PDT #7895 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
(dies laughing)
I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?