All of a sudden the paragraph I give that sentiment in my own book doesn't seem excessive at all. And I said it for political reasons.
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:13:38 am PDT #7889 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:15:26 am PDT #7890 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm down with the dick sucking, yo.
But it only needs a sentence of fulsome gushing.
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:19:21 am PDT #7891 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Twelve pages is a lot.
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:25:06 am PDT #7892 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to
Fucking
Stop
Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 9:28:37 am PDT #7893 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Or
Stop
Sucking
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 10:43:41 am PDT #7894 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
Katerina Bee - Jun 16, 2005 11:47:42 am PDT #7895 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
(dies laughing)
I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 12:48:48 pm PDT #7896 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I don't think anything short of plugging up all of her orifices will stop the Magic Sex.
Anyway, she's so chock-full of supernatural goodness (not to mention supernatural sperm) that the magic would just blow those holes wide open again.
So she can have her cervix bumped, G-spot stimulated, Skene's gland emptied and mouth full of testicles.
Yeah, she used to be fun. Now she's just sad.
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 12:52:33 pm PDT #7897 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
I should read the early ones.
DavidS - Jun 16, 2005 1:15:20 pm PDT #7898 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I should read the early ones.
No you shouldn't! Then you get hooked on the crack, and then I have to listen to you get insanely disappointed when the whole thing goes down the crapper.