Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:13:38 am PDT #7889 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

All of a sudden the paragraph I give that sentiment in my own book doesn't seem excessive at all. And I said it for political reasons.


Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:15:26 am PDT #7890 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm down with the dick sucking, yo.

But it only needs a sentence of fulsome gushing.


erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:19:21 am PDT #7891 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Twelve pages is a lot.


Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:25:06 am PDT #7892 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to

Fucking

Stop


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 9:28:37 am PDT #7893 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Or

Stop

Sucking


erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 10:43:41 am PDT #7894 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.


Katerina Bee - Jun 16, 2005 11:47:42 am PDT #7895 of 10002
Herding cats for fun

Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.

(dies laughing)

I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?


Strix - Jun 16, 2005 12:48:48 pm PDT #7896 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't think anything short of plugging up all of her orifices will stop the Magic Sex.

Anyway, she's so chock-full of supernatural goodness (not to mention supernatural sperm) that the magic would just blow those holes wide open again.

So she can have her cervix bumped, G-spot stimulated, Skene's gland emptied and mouth full of testicles.

Yeah, she used to be fun. Now she's just sad.


erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 12:52:33 pm PDT #7897 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I should read the early ones.


DavidS - Jun 16, 2005 1:15:20 pm PDT #7898 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I should read the early ones.

No you shouldn't! Then you get hooked on the crack, and then I have to listen to you get insanely disappointed when the whole thing goes down the crapper.