All of a sudden the paragraph I give that sentiment in my own book doesn't seem excessive at all. And I said it for political reasons.
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
I'm down with the dick sucking, yo.
But it only needs a sentence of fulsome gushing.
Twelve pages is a lot.
If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to
Fucking
Stop
Or
Stop
Sucking
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
(dies laughing)
I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?
I don't think anything short of plugging up all of her orifices will stop the Magic Sex.
Anyway, she's so chock-full of supernatural goodness (not to mention supernatural sperm) that the magic would just blow those holes wide open again.
So she can have her cervix bumped, G-spot stimulated, Skene's gland emptied and mouth full of testicles.
Yeah, she used to be fun. Now she's just sad.
I should read the early ones.
I should read the early ones.
No you shouldn't! Then you get hooked on the crack, and then I have to listen to you get insanely disappointed when the whole thing goes down the crapper.