If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to
Fucking
Stop
And boys -- let's watch the swearing.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:25:06 am PDT #7892 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 9:28:37 am PDT #7893 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Or
Stop
Sucking
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 10:43:41 am PDT #7894 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
Katerina Bee - Jun 16, 2005 11:47:42 am PDT #7895 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
(dies laughing)
I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 12:48:48 pm PDT #7896 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I don't think anything short of plugging up all of her orifices will stop the Magic Sex.
Anyway, she's so chock-full of supernatural goodness (not to mention supernatural sperm) that the magic would just blow those holes wide open again.
So she can have her cervix bumped, G-spot stimulated, Skene's gland emptied and mouth full of testicles.
Yeah, she used to be fun. Now she's just sad.
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 12:52:33 pm PDT #7897 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I should read the early ones.
DavidS - Jun 16, 2005 1:15:20 pm PDT #7898 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I should read the early ones.
No you shouldn't! Then you get hooked on the crack, and then I have to listen to you get insanely disappointed when the whole thing goes down the crapper.
Sheryl - Jun 16, 2005 1:40:08 pm PDT #7899 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
I dunno, I seem to have stopped cold turkey. (The last one I read was Narcissus in Chains, and the more I hear about books after that one, the less inclined I am to even think about reading them)
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 1:45:47 pm PDT #7900 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I don't need any more crack, and I don't need to pick up bad writing habits while I'm trying to urbanize the defective detective and stuff. Even though I know it's standard, I kind of hate that expression, but, oh well. One battle at a time. You're right, Hec. For now, I'll forgo this cheap pleasure. Maybe at Christmas, for maximum, you know, "Ho, ho, ho."
Connie Neil - Jun 16, 2005 1:51:49 pm PDT #7901 of 10002
brillig
erika, if you read one LKH, read Obsidian Butterfly. It's later in the series, and you might not understand some of the back story, but it's outside Anita's regular world and is a remarkably straight forward police procedural in a world where supernatural things are common. It's the last gasp of what might have been for the series.