Maybe sidhe aren't like humans on that point?
Yeah, I thought of that, but I think the natural cycle should at least be addressed, if it's that big of a plot point.
And no, heroines don't bleed, unless it's from a gunshot wound or stabby thing, which is always gotten in Saving the World or The Hero.
Although it seems LKH would have written some gory 8-some mentrual were-vamp-arduer thing. But apparently Anita AND Merry just come at the thought of giving head, and never receive it.
That's another thing that bugs me: this rhapsodic attention to giving head and swallowing. I mean, we don't need a 12 page ode to the joys of oral in EVERY fucking book now.
We know they love, love, love sucking dick. Shut UP about it, already, LKH.
All of a sudden the paragraph I give that sentiment in my own book doesn't seem excessive at all.
And I said it for political reasons.
I'm down with the dick sucking, yo.
But it only needs a sentence of fulsome gushing.
If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to
Fucking
Stop
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
(dies laughing)
I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?
I don't think anything short of plugging up all of her orifices will stop the Magic Sex.
Anyway, she's so chock-full of supernatural goodness (not to mention supernatural sperm) that the magic would just blow those holes wide open again.
So she can have her cervix bumped, G-spot stimulated, Skene's gland emptied and mouth full of testicles.
Yeah, she used to be fun. Now she's just sad.
I should read the early ones.
