Twelve pages is a lot.
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 9:19:21 am PDT #7891 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 9:25:06 am PDT #7892 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If the amount of pages devoted to the joys of fellatio are twice as long as the average penis, maybe that's a clue to
Fucking
Stop
Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 9:28:37 am PDT #7893 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Or
Stop
Sucking
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 10:43:41 am PDT #7894 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
Katerina Bee - Jun 16, 2005 11:47:42 am PDT #7895 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
(dies laughing)
I really miss gutsy original Anita. I wonder if she'd be interesting again if we had her spayed?
Strix - Jun 16, 2005 12:48:48 pm PDT #7896 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I don't think anything short of plugging up all of her orifices will stop the Magic Sex.
Anyway, she's so chock-full of supernatural goodness (not to mention supernatural sperm) that the magic would just blow those holes wide open again.
So she can have her cervix bumped, G-spot stimulated, Skene's gland emptied and mouth full of testicles.
Yeah, she used to be fun. Now she's just sad.
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 12:52:33 pm PDT #7897 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I should read the early ones.
DavidS - Jun 16, 2005 1:15:20 pm PDT #7898 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I should read the early ones.
No you shouldn't! Then you get hooked on the crack, and then I have to listen to you get insanely disappointed when the whole thing goes down the crapper.
Sheryl - Jun 16, 2005 1:40:08 pm PDT #7899 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
I dunno, I seem to have stopped cold turkey. (The last one I read was Narcissus in Chains, and the more I hear about books after that one, the less inclined I am to even think about reading them)
erikaj - Jun 16, 2005 1:45:47 pm PDT #7900 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I don't need any more crack, and I don't need to pick up bad writing habits while I'm trying to urbanize the defective detective and stuff. Even though I know it's standard, I kind of hate that expression, but, oh well. One battle at a time. You're right, Hec. For now, I'll forgo this cheap pleasure. Maybe at Christmas, for maximum, you know, "Ho, ho, ho."