Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Firefly Spoilers  

Discussion of all Firefly episodes, including "Trash", "The Message", "Heart of Gold", and any movie news.


JZ - May 06, 2005 4:08:26 pm PDT #886 of 1424
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

IMO, you should have enough points to have Wash and Xander following you around day and night as your wet, barefoot, tired-foot-rubbing and bookshelf-building devoted slaves.


Allyson - May 06, 2005 4:11:12 pm PDT #887 of 1424
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See, now, I agree.


Kate P. - May 06, 2005 4:15:17 pm PDT #888 of 1424
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'd totally sign that petition.

I'm wondering if I'm strong enough to stop by serenitymovie.com. On the one hand, I am dying to talk about the movie. And crazy people are often amusing, unless they're annoying instead. Hmm. On the other hand, I should probably go to bed... but who am I kidding? t opens new window


Kristen - May 06, 2005 4:49:53 pm PDT #889 of 1424

Okay, what's with all this crazy white font in the spoiler thread? Trying to read it is giving me a headache.


Kalshane - May 06, 2005 7:08:29 pm PDT #890 of 1424
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Ha! Our nefarious plan has succeeded, then.


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2005 5:03:38 am PDT #891 of 1424
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmmm. I just remembered that back when the movie was first announced, Ron Glass and Alan Tudyk were the last to be confirmed as returning. I wonder if/how that's connected.


Anne W. - May 09, 2005 5:10:20 am PDT #892 of 1424
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Huh. You might have something there.


Volans - May 12, 2005 5:23:54 am PDT #893 of 1424
move out and draw fire

Fuckity. How come whenever I decide to get spoiled, it's never for something good?

I'm surprised, a bit, about Wash, because I though Tim and Joss really like Alan, and vice versa. But in a way I'm not surprised...if you are paring characters for a continuing series, those two are the characters to pare. Loads of emotional content in the event of their deaths, and loads of story seeds for how the survivors deal with their deaths. And I'm not sure that Joss and Alan were seeing eye-to-eye on Wash's character anyway.

I'm not surprised that there's a fan campaign to change the story, though. I mean, there's a campaign to change accepted scientific things like evolution. People just aren't very good at accepting things that make them uncomfortable or unhappy anymore.

Still jealous of all you screening-attendees.


Lee - May 12, 2005 5:29:57 am PDT #894 of 1424
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

In one way, I'm sadder about Book's death than I am about Wash's, because it means we will never learn his back story. I know there was almost no chance we would have any way, but this makes it definite.


tommyrot - May 12, 2005 7:27:11 am PDT #895 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spoilery reveiw (FAQ, actually) of both SW:E3-RotS and Serenity on AICN: [link]

x-post with MOvies.

It's all on one link. If you want to read the Serenity stuff but don't want to be spoiled for SW:E3-RotS, just do a 'find' for "Serenity" - it's about a third of the way down.