'Beneath You'
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Fanwank by fic, that's my motto.
An excellent motto! That's what fic is for - bringing canon up to snuff. :)
I can't even work out how much I want to know.
Me too. I read minor spoilers then try to forget them!
I think I have scurvy, in fact.
It's not just you... Sigh.
Two-hour premiere on July 16th. (Stargate will have its two-hour premiere on the 9th
Huh. I thought you were talking about Stargate. What premieres on July 16? Spin off?
Yeah -- Atlantis (or Aquarium).
I swear, Willow's wardrobe team must have moved to Stargate, because man, the costumes bite. (Except for the tight black t-shirts...)
No kidding. Didn't they get the memo? Black T-shirts and camos are the new sexy.
Also, everyone looks hotter with a gun strapped to their thigh.
Oh man, my mother would never speak to me again if she knew I'd said that. Sorry, Mom! It could be unloaded!
(ETA: It's true, though. Can someone explain to me why that's so hot? Because it's not the guns themselves -- shoulder holsters are kind of nifty, but not hot.)
Shoulder holster looks like brassieres.
Hmmm. The appeal of the thigh holster -- um, anything being strapped toa thigh? I mean, it's not like it's being strapped to a body part way far away from genitalia, or to an extremely funnylooking body part like a pinky toe.
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy. I mean, hilarious and dangerous on the rabies front, but sexy.
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy
You're kinky.
Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.
It's not usual that I consider myself healthier for thinking "hey! sexier with a weapon!" (though there also was that moment in Troy where she totally should have pressed the knife harder and longer before succumbing to Stockholm Syndrome) But I'm pretty confident about it right now.
Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.
Makes sense. An arc welder would probably be pretty sexy. Not sure about the chimpanzees though. There's something about the implication of competence, I think.
Edit: Um, chipmunks. Sorry, I skimmed. Apparently given "chi" my brain interpolates (extrapolates?) "chimpanzees".
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy. I mean, hilarious and dangerous on the rabies front, but sexy.
I think I have a new tagline.
Mwah, Nutty.
And ya know, if the chipmunks have rabies, they could be used as a weapon.
IJS.
eta, they'd need little bondage masks or something, so they wouldn't bite the wearer, but then they'd be like "peel 'n' toss" rabies grenades.
shoulder holsters are kind of nifty, but not hot.
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