And ya know, if the chipmunks have rabies, they could be used as a weapon.
IJS.
eta, they'd need little bondage masks or something, so they wouldn't bite the wearer, but then they'd be like "peel 'n' toss" rabies grenades.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2004 5:06:55 pm PDT #5869 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
brenda m - May 27, 2004 5:50:22 pm PDT #5870 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
shoulder holsters are kind of nifty, but not hot.
t cough Ray K t /cough
§ ita § - May 27, 2004 5:58:48 pm PDT #5871 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think shoulder holsters are hot, but nowhere near as muchas the waist ones -- all that hip and thigh and loin just cuts right to the heart of where the weapons are kept.
JenP - May 27, 2004 7:03:28 pm PDT #5872 of 10000
The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari? Um, yeah. Little bit gross. My needle to the eye issue from before ... mocks me with its puny squick factor.
Gandalfe - May 27, 2004 7:53:27 pm PDT #5873 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
I had a friend who was the first reported case in Michigan of someone being bitten by a rabbit. It had rabies, so it was a rabid rabbit. And it was moving fast at the time, so it was a rapid rabid rabbit. And it kind of smelled funny, so it was a rancid rapid rabid rabbit. And this was, as I mentioned, in Michigan, so it was a Grand Rapids rancid rapid rabit rabbit.
No, I don't know why I said that.
DCJensen - May 27, 2004 8:02:21 pm PDT #5874 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
No, I don't know why I said that.
Because you are a Buffista?
Consuela - May 27, 2004 8:08:23 pm PDT #5875 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari?
Yeah. It's pretty awful. On the other hand, that's my personal worst thing in the entire show. There are other icky bits, but nothing else hits my squick factor like the bit with the eyes.
shrift - May 28, 2004 3:53:12 am PDT #5876 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I had a friend who was the first reported case in Michigan of someone being bitten by a rabbit.
Yes, Michigan! The feeling's foreeeever...
Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2004 4:17:14 am PDT #5877 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari? Um, yeah. Little bit gross. My needle to the eye issue from before ... mocks me with its puny squick factor.
Is it wrong that reading this makes me go "hee!"?
There are other icky bits, but nothing else hits my squick factor like the bit with the eyes.
Well, when vomiting and urinating and flatulence happen that frequently, it kinda innoculates you after a while.
askye - May 28, 2004 4:20:59 am PDT #5878 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
they'd need little bondage masks or something,
You know they make little bondage looking masks for cats. It's a kind of muzzle that fits of the eyes and mouth (I think) or maybe just the eyes.
My first reaction when I saw it was to exclaim "Kitty Bondage!!!!" the friend I was with was not amused.