They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy
You're kinky.
Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.
It's not usual that I consider myself healthier for thinking "hey! sexier with a weapon!" (though there also was that moment in Troy where
she totally should have pressed the knife harder and longer before succumbing to Stockholm Syndrome)
But I'm pretty confident about it right now.
Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.
Makes sense. An arc welder would probably be pretty sexy. Not sure about the chimpanzees though. There's something about the implication of competence, I think.
Edit: Um, chipmunks. Sorry, I skimmed. Apparently given "chi" my brain interpolates (extrapolates?) "chimpanzees".
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy. I mean, hilarious and dangerous on the rabies front, but sexy.
I think I have a new tagline.
Mwah, Nutty.
And ya know, if the chipmunks have rabies, they could be used as a weapon.
IJS.
eta, they'd need little bondage masks or something, so they wouldn't bite the wearer, but then they'd be like "peel 'n' toss" rabies grenades.
I think shoulder holsters are hot, but nowhere near as muchas the waist ones -- all that hip and thigh and loin just cuts right to the heart of where the weapons are kept.
The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari? Um, yeah. Little bit gross. My needle to the eye issue from before ... mocks me with its puny squick factor.
I had a friend who was the first reported case in Michigan of someone being bitten by a rabbit. It had rabies, so it was a rabid rabbit. And it was moving fast at the time, so it was a rapid rabid rabbit. And it kind of smelled funny, so it was a rancid rapid rabid rabbit. And this was, as I mentioned, in Michigan, so it was a Grand Rapids rancid rapid rabit rabbit.
No, I don't know why I said that.
No, I don't know why I said that.
Because you are a Buffista?
The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari?
Yeah. It's pretty awful. On the other hand, that's my personal worst thing in the entire show. There are other icky bits, but nothing else hits my squick factor like the bit with the eyes.