Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


§ ita § - May 27, 2004 8:47:21 am PDT #5866 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy

You're kinky.

Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.

It's not usual that I consider myself healthier for thinking "hey! sexier with a weapon!" (though there also was that moment in Troy where she totally should have pressed the knife harder and longer before succumbing to Stockholm Syndrome) But I'm pretty confident about it right now.


Emily - May 27, 2004 8:49:15 am PDT #5867 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.

Makes sense. An arc welder would probably be pretty sexy. Not sure about the chimpanzees though. There's something about the implication of competence, I think.

Edit: Um, chipmunks. Sorry, I skimmed. Apparently given "chi" my brain interpolates (extrapolates?) "chimpanzees".


Consuela - May 27, 2004 8:50:46 am PDT #5868 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy. I mean, hilarious and dangerous on the rabies front, but sexy.

I think I have a new tagline.

Mwah, Nutty.


Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2004 5:06:55 pm PDT #5869 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And ya know, if the chipmunks have rabies, they could be used as a weapon.

IJS.

eta, they'd need little bondage masks or something, so they wouldn't bite the wearer, but then they'd be like "peel 'n' toss" rabies grenades.


brenda m - May 27, 2004 5:50:22 pm PDT #5870 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

shoulder holsters are kind of nifty, but not hot.

t cough Ray K t /cough


§ ita § - May 27, 2004 5:58:48 pm PDT #5871 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think shoulder holsters are hot, but nowhere near as muchas the waist ones -- all that hip and thigh and loin just cuts right to the heart of where the weapons are kept.


JenP - May 27, 2004 7:03:28 pm PDT #5872 of 10000

The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari? Um, yeah. Little bit gross. My needle to the eye issue from before ... mocks me with its puny squick factor.


Gandalfe - May 27, 2004 7:53:27 pm PDT #5873 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I had a friend who was the first reported case in Michigan of someone being bitten by a rabbit. It had rabies, so it was a rabid rabbit. And it was moving fast at the time, so it was a rapid rabid rabbit. And it kind of smelled funny, so it was a rancid rapid rabid rabbit. And this was, as I mentioned, in Michigan, so it was a Grand Rapids rancid rapid rabit rabbit.

No, I don't know why I said that.


DCJensen - May 27, 2004 8:02:21 pm PDT #5874 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

No, I don't know why I said that.

Because you are a Buffista?


Consuela - May 27, 2004 8:08:23 pm PDT #5875 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari?

Yeah. It's pretty awful. On the other hand, that's my personal worst thing in the entire show. There are other icky bits, but nothing else hits my squick factor like the bit with the eyes.