Yeah -- Atlantis (or Aquarium).
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
§ ita § - May 26, 2004 7:17:30 pm PDT #5863 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Emily - May 27, 2004 8:19:24 am PDT #5864 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I swear, Willow's wardrobe team must have moved to Stargate, because man, the costumes bite. (Except for the tight black t-shirts...)
No kidding. Didn't they get the memo? Black T-shirts and camos are the new sexy.
Also, everyone looks hotter with a gun strapped to their thigh.
Oh man, my mother would never speak to me again if she knew I'd said that. Sorry, Mom! It could be unloaded!
(ETA: It's true, though. Can someone explain to me why that's so hot? Because it's not the guns themselves -- shoulder holsters are kind of nifty, but not hot.)
Nutty - May 27, 2004 8:44:06 am PDT #5865 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Shoulder holster looks like brassieres.
Hmmm. The appeal of the thigh holster -- um, anything being strapped toa thigh? I mean, it's not like it's being strapped to a body part way far away from genitalia, or to an extremely funnylooking body part like a pinky toe.
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy. I mean, hilarious and dangerous on the rabies front, but sexy.
§ ita § - May 27, 2004 8:47:21 am PDT #5866 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy
You're kinky.
Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.
It's not usual that I consider myself healthier for thinking "hey! sexier with a weapon!" (though there also was that moment in Troy where she totally should have pressed the knife harder and longer before succumbing to Stockholm Syndrome) But I'm pretty confident about it right now.
Emily - May 27, 2004 8:49:15 am PDT #5867 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Me, it only works for if it's a practical tool, but best if it's a weapon.
Makes sense. An arc welder would probably be pretty sexy. Not sure about the chimpanzees though. There's something about the implication of competence, I think.
Edit: Um, chipmunks. Sorry, I skimmed. Apparently given "chi" my brain interpolates (extrapolates?) "chimpanzees".
Consuela - May 27, 2004 8:50:46 am PDT #5868 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
They could be strapping live chipmunks to their thighs and it would probably still be kinda sexy. I mean, hilarious and dangerous on the rabies front, but sexy.
I think I have a new tagline.
Mwah, Nutty.
Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2004 5:06:55 pm PDT #5869 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And ya know, if the chipmunks have rabies, they could be used as a weapon.
IJS.
eta, they'd need little bondage masks or something, so they wouldn't bite the wearer, but then they'd be like "peel 'n' toss" rabies grenades.
brenda m - May 27, 2004 5:50:22 pm PDT #5870 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
shoulder holsters are kind of nifty, but not hot.
t cough Ray K t /cough
§ ita § - May 27, 2004 5:58:48 pm PDT #5871 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think shoulder holsters are hot, but nowhere near as muchas the waist ones -- all that hip and thigh and loin just cuts right to the heart of where the weapons are kept.
JenP - May 27, 2004 7:03:28 pm PDT #5872 of 10000
The thing? With the eyes? In A Clockwork Nebari? Um, yeah. Little bit gross. My needle to the eye issue from before ... mocks me with its puny squick factor.